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Beltsering 

A spontaneous combustion of uncertainly. Usually sparked by drinking, smoking, and a taller-than-average-height-man with an uncanny ability to persuade everyone present to participate in an assorted variety of creative nudity before the clock strikes twelve.. On most occasions, followed by a semi-philosophical explanation of the quantum theory behind all the events of the night.
Dude...I was beltsering all night and now I am dating two birds at a time in a delicate and profound way!
Beltsering by Thumbs Up, Inc. October 29, 2011

Bloitering 

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.
Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!
Bloitering by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010

billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.
(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

bastering 

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?
bastering by Andy Sword October 9, 2009

blistering bag bitch 

When you give your money to a friend to buy dope and they end up doing almost all of it and give you a minuet amount to tease you and leaves you with the wants. They are then called "A Blistering Bag Bitch!"
"Hey Duane where's the bag of dope I gave you money for?" "You did it all? " "Is this all that's left? " "You are such a Blistering Bag Bitch!

put the bowstring up your pipehole 

a) a nicer way of telling someone to stfu
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer
if you don't want prostate cancer, don't be afraid to as your doctor, under definition b) above to put the bowstring up your pipehole