Belt Sanded
"What happened to your face?"
"I went down on this girl last night with a scratchy bush and go belt sanded."
"I went down on this girl last night with a scratchy bush and go belt sanded."
Belt Sanded by Sophie111222 May 2, 2014
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El Paso belt sander
Dude, I had phone sex with the old lady in the porta-john last night during that sand storm and totally gave myself an El Paso belt sander.
El Paso belt sander by Waldorf9717 April 11, 2015
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belt sander
Varient of tool. Someone who is more annoying than, say, having an beltsander pressed to any part of your person.
belt sander by lostaccident July 23, 2006
Belt Sander
OMG he/she just belt sanded the fuck out of that one .
Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.
Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.
Belt Sander by Stormboy01 January 10, 2020
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belt sander to the ball sack by Your a November 16, 2018
belt sander racing
The act of two lesbians masturbating each other until orgasm is achieved. The first one to climax beats the other with their loved stained belt until they reach orgasm.
belt sander racing by soulstillremain October 19, 2013
Revolving Nigerian Beltsander
Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry 13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.
Friend: Wow Cathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?
Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.
Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.
Revolving Nigerian Beltsander by Windowlicker69420 February 21, 2018
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