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a word used when you want to say 'both' and 'neither' to confuse people
Person 1: "hey dude, would you rather go get boba or go to the museum?"
Person 2: "uhh, beither."
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Bestheris 

1.A slang term for the most preferred or best.

2.Anything that can be associated as most favorable.
Johnny: Man, Cindy is the bestheris out of all.
Mack: Yeah she is nice. We've been going out for weeks now.
Johnny: *gasp* Oh....um yeah Mack she's the bestheris for you. Not like we had sex or anything. Not that we did.
Mack: *Snaps Johnny's neck* Now now...just take a little nap cause I'm the bestheris now.
Bestheris by GoshDarnItAll October 17, 2008

Blithering idiot 

Basically, James May and Richard Hammond when they talk to Jermey Clarkson
Hammond you blithering idiot, you totally ruined this car!
Blithering idiot by Goh nakhor September 27, 2019

Bestheris 

1.A slang term for the most preferred or best.

2.Anything that can be associated as most favorable.
Johnny: Man, Cindy is the bestheris out of all.
Mack: Yeah she is nice. We've been going out for weeks now.
Johnny: *gasp* Oh....um yeah Mack she's the bestheris for you. Not like we had sex or anything. Not that we did.
Johnny: *Snaps Mack's neck* Now now...just take a little nap cause I'm the bestheris now.
Bestheris by GoshDarnIt October 17, 2008

wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! 

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

beethers 

the one word needed to describe a situation, place, event, etc. that is VERY bad.
Let's dip this smoke spot man, it's hella beethers.
Man, you right. I already got mud on my new shoes.
beethers by itsbeethersbruh February 24, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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