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Beezknees 

Refers to a (usually blacked out) force of nature that consumes intoxicants and pursues maximum pleasure in every scenario. Spawning from New York, and currently invading Arizona State Univesity, Beezknees is a cause for concern for parents of beautiful girls, police officers, rival fraternity members, and anyone who finds themself involved in a competition with this force. Some who might be pleased at the prospect of a Beezknees empidemic include drug dealers, liquors stores, beautiful women, and anyone who enjoys life and laughter. A common abbreviation is Beez.
Did you see Beezknees throw that kid through a window last night after we killed that bottle?
Beezknees by The Duke Earl December 9, 2010
Words you can keep

beeknees 

“damn, crypto apexlegends gotta thicc phat beeknees 😳”
beeknees by voreLover November 7, 2020

Beeznest 

We should throw some books at that beeznest to break it up.
Beeznest by Wren Marvell August 18, 2008

beezsneeze 

Da babe who's da bomb. The primavera lambchop babe.
G, I was with Gloria last night. She's the beezsneeze. Whatta babe.
beezsneeze by manny August 14, 2003

Beezness 

It is a cheap and flimsy pen, typically found in restaurants, usually presented with the check. This item is needed for carrying out "Beezness" : important tasks of an undefinable nature.

Storing the Beezness inside of a pocket turns Beezness "off" and holding it out in front of your person turns Beezness "on".

The term "Beezness" is used interchangeably with either the pen itself or the corporate body it represents.

Beezness originates in Santa Monica, California. It was founded by the Ayatollah.

Tradition states that every Beezness be stolen from a restaurant or any other respectable establishment.
Mr. Robin - "Dude, vee got anudder beezness!"
Mrs. Darrah - "Beezness on!"
Beezness by swissdumbass May 5, 2008

beesknees 

a specific behavior in which a person suffers suddenly from uncontrollable and inexplicable laughter. can happen at any time of the day, but more likely occurs during later hours. is typically contagious and appears quite similar to a natural form of high or buzz.

can at times be used as an excuse to explain and brush off stupidity and random fits of dumb laughter.
"hahahaha aww man, iono why i can't stop laughing!!"

"hahaha me neither! must be beesknees..."
beesknees by kathlene califrocious January 12, 2008

BeeznessHive 

A hive where a lots of business resides. Like bees resides to their hive, that is bee hive. The word beezness is a web form used to describe business.
BeeznessHive is a free online business directory.
BeeznessHive by BeeznessHive February 20, 2013
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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