Beetris

A big,fat sweaty gamer

“YO I JUST DROPPED A 20 BOMB IN FORTNITE”
“DUDE WTF YOUR SUCH A BEETRIS

by Mehole6789 May 12, 2020

Beerism

When you have mastered the art of beer consumption, to the point you are no longer an alcoholic, you are classed as a master of beerism.

“Adam, your such a piss head”
“ No I’m not I’m a master of beerism”

by Orderofbeerism December 29, 2017

beetis

Slang for diabetes. Also, shorthand for "Diabeetis"

If you have the beetis, call Liberty.

by Sweepz October 7, 2006

beerista

A name given to the maker of a beeruccino.

Studies show that 90% of all beeristas are intoxicated while on the job.

by j0shar June 16, 2011

Beetis Bowl

When all the sugar sinks down in the last bowl of cereal

Oh shit my parents need to get a new bag of cereal, we're down to the Beetis Bowl

by 56t34tyherohrfs7 May 28, 2021

Beetising Off

Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.

Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.

by Captain Shocker November 18, 2011

Beatrise

A Beatrise is a person who is very hypo most of the time and goes bonkers at night when there are goodies around. She is a drama queen and is a hopeless romantic, and loves attention. She always has little things she does with her hands whenever she talks to you. A Beatrise loves the colour pink and is a bit obsessed by chihuahuas and weasels and will not stop till she gets one. She is very hard not to love :)

person 1: So, I am going to stay at Beatrise's tonight
person 2: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, LET HER GET NEAR ANY SUGAR FOOD, unless you're up for no sleep. At all.
person 1: Why?
person 2: Because, it will be like she's drunk, only 10 times worse.

by lalalalalalalalalala123456789 June 22, 2011