Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.

Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.

Beetising Off by Captain Shocker November 18, 2011

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Beatrise

A Beatrise is a person who is very hypo most of the time and goes bonkers at night when there are goodies around. She is a drama queen and is a hopeless romantic, and loves attention. She always has little things she does with her hands whenever she talks to you. A Beatrise loves the colour pink and is a bit obsessed by chihuahuas and weasels and will not stop till she gets one. She is very hard not to love :)

person 1: So, I am going to stay at Beatrise's tonight
person 2: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, LET HER GET NEAR ANY SUGAR FOOD, unless you're up for no sleep. At all.
person 1: Why?
person 2: Because, it will be like she's drunk, only 10 times worse.

Beatrise by lalalalalalalalalala123456789 June 22, 2011

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