beetlefucker

why the fuck did you look this up?

Person A: Hey, are you a beetlefucker?
Person B: How the fuck did you get in my house

by SuperSigma69 May 4, 2024

Bustlefuckery

The act of entering a place of business in a hurried and expectant manner, often agitated or with great determination.

"Kenneth executed a splendid display of bustlefuckery when he rushed through the closing doors of his local McDonalds to complain to the counter staff about a meal he had purchased several months ago"

by anonymous February 6, 2020