Beeroid 

Heavy anal flow due to excessive alcohol consumption often accompanied by severe abdominal pains

New Years Day I had a bad case of beeroids

Beeroid by Tear-uh December 25, 2016

Beeboid 

(noun.) A term used to describe someone who is extremely passionate about the BBC to the extent of defending the BBC to the point of the indefensible. Commonly, a Beeboid will hold left-leaning/socialistic/communist views which more often than not will cloud their judgement on debates regarding the BBC.

A Beeboid will often frequent internet forums and newspaper comment sections searching for comments which might show the BBC in a bad light. A pre-defined list of counter-arguments will then be used in an attempt to restore (often, in vain) credibility in the BBC.

Beeboids are known for talking gibberish and often become very incoherent and lose focus of the topic in-hand when legitimate concerns are raised about the BBC.

Geez, I just tried having a constructive debate with a Beeboid about how unfair the TV Licence is, and he became extremely rude and lost the plot... I think he needs professional help.

Beeboid by maxm873 July 25, 2011

Beeboid 

A BBC employee who fully supports that organisation’s philosophy and aims. It is more or less de rigeur that a Beeboid is

- for multi-culturalism
- pro-Labour party
- against the Conservatives or Lib-Con coalition
- pro-EU
- pro-UN
- pro-Palestinian
- critical of Israel
- pro-Democrat, and fanatically pro-Obama
- a believer that global warming due to human activity is 100% proven .
- fiercely protective of Islam
- highly critical of Christianity
- in favour of an legal or social status gays may wish to demand
- is for mass-immigration and believes anybody wishing to limit it is a racist
- believes capitalism is bad, while socialism is good
- defends any jihadi derelict washed up on Britain’s shores, should the human rights industry decide to take up his case
- believes Rupert Murdoch is the incarnation of the devil
- for public spending ( which produces growth), the NHS, abortion, drug law liberalisation - you name the leftist cause
- a believer that in cases of military conflict, the BBC should be strictly impartial in reporting about both our side and those who wish to kill our troops. In wars the Beeboid disapproves of, reporting should be restricted to casualty figures and anything that might look like bad behaviour on the part of our servicemen.
- doubtful that a Beeboid should have enough acquaintance with military affairs to know when he is giving away vital information to the enemy.

Whenever I point out an example of bias to their complaints department, I never know whether it is a Beeboid or an automatic answering device that’s sending back the message: ’On the whole, we think we got it about right.’

Beeboid by Wally Greeninker July 4, 2012

Beeroir 

The Beeroir (shortened, more cleverly worded) version of the "beer mirror" is the reverse of Beer Goggles, and is when you think you look better after having a few drinks. The word was first pioneered in the blog www.thecliarnival.com

"Dude, Is it just me, or am I really handsome tonight?" "No man, you've just had a few drinks and are now seeing yourself through the eyes of the beeroir"

Beeroir by The Cliarnival April 28, 2010

Beeriod 

Heavy anal flow resulting from excessive alcohol consumption often accompanied with severe pains

Christ, I have got some serious beeriod pains right now.

I neet to go and have my beeriod...

Beeriod by goosewing April 24, 2006

Beeriod 

A beeriod is the passing of an awkward, uncomfortable and sometimes painful poo which occurs the day after a nights or days drinking!

This can happen all at once, or happens throughout the day, where one is said to be on their beeriod. It has many nicknames such as "having a black baby" or "burning the whole off myself"

It has many side affects such as:
Screaming
Scratching
Farting
Saying, "Hot, Hot, Hot"
Being irritable
Stomach cramps
Increase in waist size
Very smelly shits
And being fidgety

Guinness one of the leading factors of a beeriod, is so heavy that beeriod symptoms happen almost immediately! Since the smoking ban in Ireland, this has proved quite a difficult problem as pubs are becoming more potent in the flavour of beeriodosity, a gas more dangerous than tobacco!

Example 1:
Guy #1: Hey where are you going?
Guy #2: Oh man I gotta take a beeriod.
Guy #1: Oh fuck, I am staying well away from that toilet!
(20 minutes later)
Guy #3: Jesus Christ, who just had their Beeriod?!

Example 2:
Girl: Ugh, what is that smell?
Guy: Sorry babe, I'm on my beeriod.

Beeriod by Kevin and Kielty October 27, 2010

Beeriod 

The runny, really smelly shit you take after a hard night's boozing.

"Oh man, I just took the worse dump. I think I'm on my beeriod."

Beeriod by Damo the Lamo March 6, 2008