Beernesia

Loss of memory due to beer

I can't remember a thing from from last night-must be beernesia

Beernesia by beer devourer September 19, 2009

Silicone beernesia

Using beer as a reason for "amnesia".

Hey Sarah, i hope I didn't say some bad shit last night..I was so drunk I don't remember anything

Fuck off Bill save your silicone beernesia for someone who cares! %&*^%$$

Silicone beernesia by beer devourer September 19, 2009

beerestate 

It's the amount of real estate in your stomach you don't want to fill up with food so you have more room for beer.

No thanks, I'm not going to eat yet, don't want to waste any valuable beerestate.

beerestate by Park City Ski Places April 1, 2015

The Byrnesian Effect 

Similar to the Butterfly Effect, the Byrnesian Effect is set in motion by just one individual whose actions are so immensely vague and confusing that others are deeply affected by them.

It is defined by the overwhelming state of complete bewilderment the victim experiences, questioning their own purpose and existence, abandoning all commitments and duties that were once regarded as important.

While its origins can be found in Atlantis, FL, the Byrnesian Effect can be felt worldwide as it transcends all space and time.

The Byrnesian Effect is so powerful that, once in motion, wives in Africa abandon all commitments leaving their families never to be seen again.

The Byrnesian Effect by Eyefourgot August 31, 2016

Beerexia 

An eating disorder, which only occurs with binge drinking, characterized by a refusal to eat due to an irrational fear of "food getting in the way of my booze".

Signs & Symptoms:

- refusal to eat for the duration of drinking time

- marathon drinking (>8 hours)

- preoccupation with drinking alcohol & socializing

- pushing food around a plate

- leaving entire plates of food uneaten

- reports of "fullness" after only a few bites

- consumption of only snack or sweet foods

- often seen in conjunction with the psychological symptoms of ATS Syndrome

The only cure is sobering the f*** up.

"You want a burger?"
"Nah, workin on beerexia over here. I don't need that food ruining my drunk."

"Are you hungry?"
"Nah, got that beerexia. I'm stuffed on beer."

Beerexia by ATS Syndrome Sufferer December 6, 2011

beernertia 

(physics) the tendency of a body to want to continue to drink beers after the first one, unless acted upon by an external force.

her: why are you drinking ANOTHER beer, you're already hammered!?
him: don't question my beernertia. it's just how the universe works.

pick up an extra case of beer at the store so we don't have to break our beernertia.

beernertia by ThusSpakeWill November 6, 2009

Beernes 

In spanish, word that refeers to viernes (beernes) the best day of all the week!! shots shots shots!!

Nos vemos el beernes...
vamos a chupar beernes no??

Beernes by 0s0 June 5, 2011