Beermnesia 

Beer induced amnesia. When you are too drunk to remember the secrets that should never be told. What happens at the bar should stay at the bar.

Ohh shit I have the worst beermnesia, I have no idea what you did last night...

Beermnesia by Hellert October 4, 2018

Beermentia 

The short term impairment of cognitive function do to excessive consumption of alcohol the night before. Different from a hangover in that a person suffering from beermentia could be mistaken for clinically retarded

"Oh my god did Joe suddenly catch retardation?"

"Nah he is just suffering from beermentia"

pronounced BEER-MEN-SHIA

Beermentia by thead May 29, 2010

Beernesia

Loss of memory due to beer

I can't remember a thing from from last night-must be beernesia

Beernesia by beer devourer September 19, 2009

Silicone beernesia

Using beer as a reason for "amnesia".

Hey Sarah, i hope I didn't say some bad shit last night..I was so drunk I don't remember anything

Fuck off Bill save your silicone beernesia for someone who cares! %&*^%$$

Silicone beernesia by beer devourer September 19, 2009