Beerious

The state of one's situation being so serious that one feels an unshakable need to have a beer.

The Packers losing last night's game has me super beerious, bro.

by Jarrett Crowley September 29, 2017

beerious

Serious as fuck,drunk as fuck

There are no dutches!
ARE U BEERIOUS

by GMOBNUGGAS January 9, 2008

beeriously beerious

adj.: 1. A serious need for an alcoholic drink.

adv.: 2. When you seriously desire an adult libation.


beer drink drunk tipsy crunk wine-o alcohol libation weekend wino vino shwilly inebriated

My work week has been wretched! It's the weekend and I am beeriously beerious.

Beeriously, let's go to the wine bar.

In homage to ABC's hit Prime Time television series "Grey's Anatomy": Beeriously? Beeriously.

by Ms. Liza A. delos Santos October 9, 2008

Beedious

One who is extremely fucking stupid, gullible, and dumb

Breuhh Sarahs so beedious. Did you see her rip that juul from the wrong end?

by lil sig April 28, 2020

Beerios

Cheerios and beer. Truly the breakfast of champions.

"Beerios beats Wheaties any day."

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

Honey Butt Beerios

The day after drinking and you have the beer shits but your friends want breakfast. So you pour them a bowl of honey nut cheerios but instead of milk you shit in the bowl with your liquid beer shit.

Chad wanted breakfast after a long night of drinking. So me, being a good friend, gave him a nice bowl of Honey Butt Beerios.

by Chadass December 4, 2015

Beerios

The combination of your preferred light beer, and Cheerios.

One of the ways to start your early mornings drinking for holidays such as St. Patrick's Day, or your birthday.

Dude, after tonight, we are waking up at six o'clock and starting to play pong and have some BEERIOS for breakfast.

by Dayton Flyer (937) March 17, 2010