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Another form of 'Seriously', first letter substituted with another letter, 'B'.

Pronounced: BEE-ree-us-lee
Jan: "Dude, OMG, that movie was DA BOMB!"
Julie: "BERIOUSLY!"
Beriously by JANJULKEL October 20, 2010
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Shut the fuck up about furries seriously just shut the fuck up day 

On December 23, you must cease all arguments, memes and conversations about furries. This ropes in anti furries, too

Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days
"ewww furry art, go kys"

"Careful, you aren't allowed to talk about furries on Shut the Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut the Fuck Up day"

seriously penny 

A phrase used in south dublin whenever one needs to express shock , surprise , a dramatic expression , can also be said out of nowhere to surprise your friends
person#1: No like he said all this to me and then I knew he wasn’t the one

person #2: SERIOUSLY PENNY

...
person #1: seriously penny ??
person #2: SERIOUSLY PENNY!!

Seriously Aubrey 

Seriously (used to add emphasis), or also to express cynicism or incredulity ('you cannot be serious').

Late 20th Century revival, predominantly in Munster (Ireland), of a term first believed to be in use during the inter-war period in Britain. Neither the origin nor the reason for the revival are clear, but it is thought that there are some examples in the literature of Wodehouse & Waugh.
"Sean was goin' on about us all goin' to the gym before the pub, but we just looked at him, like, Seriously Aubrey, like."

"We tore into them pints last night, lad - I mean, Seriously Aubrey..."
Seriously Aubrey by jp10 July 30, 2009

Bviously 

Means 'obviously,' bviously. Used especially in text when the other person doesn't know how to type all that well.
"Are you human?"
"Bviously I'm human! Can't you see that?"
Bviously by iGardner August 17, 2015

just kidding... but seriously 

When someone says something that they want to admit but not really but they still think it and they kind of want you to know that they are serious
Freddie: dude that girl is hott... I want to hit that shit
Chris: dude that's my sister
Freddie: I'm just kidding... but seriously

LOL jk but seriously though 

You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.

Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".

*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously
Example 1

Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.

Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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