Breerection 

Physical reaction due to uncontrollable delight at the prospect of homemaker-related activities.

You're coming to visit next month? OMG we must have a mixer, a dinner party and I will make roast beef, rice, apple pie and I shall have all our friends over and have drinks. Your guest room will have amazing bedsheets, new pillow and decor and it will all be spotless! I just had a breerection!!!!

Breerection by Fabu Nelly March 30, 2009

blerection

When you blush but your dick seems to have a mind of it's own so you also get an erection. Usually very embarrassing and hard to cover up.

When Max saw Jessica wink at him he got a blerection

blerection by hayden432 November 16, 2014

Brewrection 

When pondering or consuming craft beer gives you an erection

Chris: Hey man. You check out that new bottle shop yet?

Nick: Yeah, but I only lasted in there for a few seconds; I developed a huge brewrection!

Brewrection by Fighting Amish September 15, 2016

bonerection 

hitting an all time high in erections.

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection

bonerection by jizzle February 4, 2004

Brairection 

When information is so good, it gives you a brain-erection (IE: An amazing fact that touches your very soul).

"Oh my God, Borderlands 2 is coming out next month!"
"The Great Dictator speech just gave me a brairection..."

Brairection by Grayl August 29, 2012

Beerection 

The feeling of almost-sexual excitement you get when hearing of a new beer that you sense might just blow your mind.

When Katka told me that my favorite brewery had released a limited edition Double IPA, I got a raging beerection.

Beerection by beerbroChris March 8, 2013

Reerection 

The ressurection of the erection.

John: Dude, I just saw pictures of Barbara Streisand and totally lost my boner. Then I looked up pictures of Cheryl Cole just to get it up again!
Dave: Yeah, I've had that. That's called a reerection!

Reerection by WoodyWoodWood October 18, 2010