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Beer blowjob 

a man who receives a blowjob whilst drinking a beer and doing another activity such as playing a video game or watching television. a beer blowjob is very rare because most girls would get mad if you even suggested it, however if you are lucky enough to find someone willing it will be the best 30 minute tv program of your life.
he's so lucky, Ally gave him a beer blowjob last night
Beer blowjob by sandy61 July 31, 2011
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Blowjobs for Beer 

When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1
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