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Beer batter 

A sexual act where someone is cock slapped whilst simultaneously being urinated on.
"I love a good old beer batter but my girlfriend isn't up for it."
Beer batter by bluecows February 18, 2009
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Beer Battered

Adj.
1. Woman exhibiting symptoms resulting from repeated physical and emotional injury by her intoxicated spouse who drinks alcohol to excess habitually.

2. A womans red, puffy, and swollen vagina after a night of rough drunk sex. Also known as a "Puffy Taco"
Women and Seafood are both best when they have been beer battered.
Beer Battered by David From Austin October 1, 2007

beer battered strawberry starfish 

When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.
I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.

Beer Battered Perch 

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)
Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch

Beer Dick Bater 

one who assumes the role a of guy masturbating, but instead of a dick, it is a can of beer.
This one time, on a pool table, i saw this girl doing the beer dick bater dance
Beer Dick Bater by Mark19 August 20, 2008

banter and beer 

The saying when you and the lads are having a quiet bevy and laughing at random shit cause it's fun.
Vin: Fancy a chippy tea?
Ash: na, meeting the lads for a banter and beer
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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