Beeface

When ones face appears to have been raped by a swarm of bees. A very inflamed, not hot, gross, lady face.

Kris: Do you think his girlfriend is cute?
Mikey: Fuck no, that bitch has beeface.
Mat: Oh wow, I'd fucking off myself.

by herrohifive April 12, 2009

beefaced

adj. Extreme facial oedema following a bee sting. A painful condition which is considered humorous if it is non-fatal..

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Dude! I wiz pollin’ the apiaristos and the buzz was like you’d bee totally beefaced this A.M. and it bee all true! That is a honey of a reaction right there. This selfie with you giant red mug be a keeper.

by gnostic3 May 19, 2021