(BEEF-AGE) N. The act of creating a loud flatulent. Commonly used by most young adults and high schoolers, this word is hated by all female teachers across the country.
Derived from bare, a term for much/many and beef, a term for a "problem" between two people or gangs. Bare beefage means that someone has got extreme amounts of beef with another person.
An alcohal induced illusion much like a miragewhere you find your existance altered to either a pleasant reality or a terrible nightmare. Beerages usually manifest in the bar or club scene when you are one of the last 9 people left, and you see the most beautiful woman ever before you. You go home with jenna jameson and wake up next to a 3rd generation inbread woman with leg braces, 4 teeth, and a mustache thicker than grizzly adams with the armpit hair to match, green stained undies and a crotch that smells like rotten cabbage.