Bedstab
When waking up with a boner, the act of rolling over and stabbing the bed with your mickey. Feels magnificent
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Bedstache
The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.
Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.
Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.
Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.
Bedstache by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010
beistabauga
a word that has no definite meaning, but it means everything (although it is commonly used as a name for someone who is sexy)
beistabauga by anonymous beistabauga January 11, 2020
bedstain
Common characteristics of this person include tiredness after sleeping and laziness in the morning, but usually the afternoon. Other qualities consist of repeatedly putting the alarm clock on snooze and listening to 'just one more song' on the radio.
When this special breed finally decide to get up some general activities may include phoning in sick to work followed by an extra dose of procrastination.
When this special breed finally decide to get up some general activities may include phoning in sick to work followed by an extra dose of procrastination.
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!