Bedstab

When waking up with a boner, the act of rolling over and stabbing the bed with your mickey. Feels magnificent

I woke up early and had a boner so I had a good Bedstab. Was doing it for twenty minutes

by r2dmc February 26, 2010

Bedstache

The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.

Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.

Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.

by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010

beistabauga

a word that has no definite meaning, but it means everything (although it is commonly used as a name for someone who is sexy)

friend:Have you seen Billie Eilish lately?
you: yes i have she is a sexy beistabauga

by anonymous beistabauga January 11, 2020

bedstain

Common characteristics of this person include tiredness after sleeping and laziness in the morning, but usually the afternoon. Other qualities consist of repeatedly putting the alarm clock on snooze and listening to 'just one more song' on the radio.

When this special breed finally decide to get up some general activities may include phoning in sick to work followed by an extra dose of procrastination.

Danny was a bedstain, living life in the slow lane.
Shes such a lazy girl, a right bedstain.

by halooooom July 30, 2008