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Bedlamite 

A 'Bedlamite' is the term used to describe a member of the 'James Blunt' fandom. They worship James Blunt and everything about him.

These classy mofos are of the highest moral fibre and have impressive intellect and sharp wit, enabling them to connect with the songs written and performed (emphatically) by the almighty Blunty (Lord of all).

They are some damn fine sassy specimens of humanity, who are particularly partial to super hot and spicy chicken wings.

Their daily activities and hobbies include singing along and listening to James' music on repeat (to the extent that family and friends threaten professional intervention) crying over pictures of James, crying over videos of James, listening to more music, generally yabbering on about James to anyone with functional ear canals.

They are completely and utterly nuts.
Bonkers.
Seriously, you have been warned.
They're full crazy.
Aint no half ass crazy when they're about.
Person 1: Wow, she's one saucy wench.
Person 2: What do you expect, she's a Bedlamite?
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Art thou bedlamite? 

Classy old english way of saying "You mad bro?"
a: Why does everyone watching stupid ponies?! FUUUUUUUCK DIS GAY SHIT

b: Art thou bedlamite?
Art thou bedlamite? by Fun1k September 7, 2012

Bedlamian 

Also Known As A "Bedlam Drama Lover" They Spend Countless Hours In The Gamemode Bedlam On The Game, Crossout. They Tend To Use Overrated Meta's Or Jump One Primary Target Because They Attacked Somebody In Their "Bedlam Clan" (Yes Clans For Jumping People Exist) And The By Far WORST Part About Bedlam Is That You Make No Money From Playing It.
Viln Member: Lol ur bad quit crying.
Player: Dude y'all literally jumped me you guys can't 1v1.
Viln Member: Who cares lol you still lost. We rule bedlam.
Player: Exactly why your clan makes no fuckin money lol.
Viln Member: So?
Player: *logs off* retards are in their 40's, and instead of chasing a check, they chase to be the sole leaders of a game mode they make no money from cuz they jump people if you attack one of their members. Absolutely rediculous. Literal Bedlamians.
(True Story Btw It Happened To Me And My Friends)
Bedlamian by ||||CHXARGED|||| November 17, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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