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Bedlamite 

A 'Bedlamite' is the term used to describe a member of the 'James Blunt' fandom. They worship James Blunt and everything about him.

These classy mofos are of the highest moral fibre and have impressive intellect and sharp wit, enabling them to connect with the songs written and performed (emphatically) by the almighty Blunty (Lord of all).

They are some damn fine sassy specimens of humanity, who are particularly partial to super hot and spicy chicken wings.

Their daily activities and hobbies include singing along and listening to James' music on repeat (to the extent that family and friends threaten professional intervention) crying over pictures of James, crying over videos of James, listening to more music, generally yabbering on about James to anyone with functional ear canals.

They are completely and utterly nuts.
Bonkers.
Seriously, you have been warned.
They're full crazy.
Aint no half ass crazy when they're about.
Person 1: Wow, she's one saucy wench.
Person 2: What do you expect, she's a Bedlamite?
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Art thou bedlamite? 

Classy old english way of saying "You mad bro?"
a: Why does everyone watching stupid ponies?! FUUUUUUUCK DIS GAY SHIT

b: Art thou bedlamite?
Art thou bedlamite? by Fun1k September 7, 2012

Bedlamian 

Also Known As A "Bedlam Drama Lover" They Spend Countless Hours In The Gamemode Bedlam On The Game, Crossout. They Tend To Use Overrated Meta's Or Jump One Primary Target Because They Attacked Somebody In Their "Bedlam Clan" (Yes Clans For Jumping People Exist) And The By Far WORST Part About Bedlam Is That You Make No Money From Playing It.
Viln Member: Lol ur bad quit crying.
Player: Dude y'all literally jumped me you guys can't 1v1.
Viln Member: Who cares lol you still lost. We rule bedlam.
Player: Exactly why your clan makes no fuckin money lol.
Viln Member: So?
Player: *logs off* retards are in their 40's, and instead of chasing a check, they chase to be the sole leaders of a game mode they make no money from cuz they jump people if you attack one of their members. Absolutely rediculous. Literal Bedlamians.
(True Story Btw It Happened To Me And My Friends)
Bedlamian by ||||CHXARGED|||| November 17, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004