A Game Developed By Targem, And Published By Gaijin (Also Published War Thunder). Basically You Create Your Own Mass Vehicle Of Destruction, And Destroy Other People With It. Theres Flamethrower Cars, Hovering Ships With Cannons On Them, Walking Spider Tanks With Miniguns. You Name It, Crossout's Got It.
Player 1: "Duuuude, I Just Got My First Relic On Crossout."
Player 2: "Oooh Which One."
Player 1: "The Mastodon, Had To Go With It."
Player 2: "Why The Mastodon? I Heard That Thing Sucks."
Player 1: "Nuh Uh! 2 Firing Modes? 2 Barrels? I Can Heat Up Parts With The First Shot And Do Damage With The Second Shot! It's Worth The 30K Coins I Paid For It"
Player 2: "That Does Sound Kinda Cool... AND DID YOU SAY 30K FUCKING COINS?!"
Player 1: "Sure Did Lol"
Player 2: "Oooh Which One."
Player 1: "The Mastodon, Had To Go With It."
Player 2: "Why The Mastodon? I Heard That Thing Sucks."
Player 1: "Nuh Uh! 2 Firing Modes? 2 Barrels? I Can Heat Up Parts With The First Shot And Do Damage With The Second Shot! It's Worth The 30K Coins I Paid For It"
Player 2: "That Does Sound Kinda Cool... AND DID YOU SAY 30K FUCKING COINS?!"
Player 1: "Sure Did Lol"
by ||||CHXARGED|||| November 17, 2021
Also Known As A "Bedlam Drama Lover" They Spend Countless Hours In The Gamemode Bedlam On The Game, Crossout. They Tend To Use Overrated Meta's Or Jump One Primary Target Because They Attacked Somebody In Their "Bedlam Clan" (Yes Clans For Jumping People Exist) And The By Far WORST Part About Bedlam Is That You Make No Money From Playing It.
Viln Member: Lol ur bad quit crying.
Player: Dude y'all literally jumped me you guys can't 1v1.
Viln Member: Who cares lol you still lost. We rule bedlam.
Player: Exactly why your clan makes no fuckin money lol.
Viln Member: So?
Player: *logs off* retards are in their 40's, and instead of chasing a check, they chase to be the sole leaders of a game mode they make no money from cuz they jump people if you attack one of their members. Absolutely rediculous. Literal Bedlamians.
(True Story Btw It Happened To Me And My Friends)
Player: Dude y'all literally jumped me you guys can't 1v1.
Viln Member: Who cares lol you still lost. We rule bedlam.
Player: Exactly why your clan makes no fuckin money lol.
Viln Member: So?
Player: *logs off* retards are in their 40's, and instead of chasing a check, they chase to be the sole leaders of a game mode they make no money from cuz they jump people if you attack one of their members. Absolutely rediculous. Literal Bedlamians.
(True Story Btw It Happened To Me And My Friends)
by ||||CHXARGED|||| November 17, 2021