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Bedfucking

When you need to wake up and go to work/school but your bed is too good so you stay in it.
Man i was so comfy this morning so I spent it bedfucking.
Bedfucking by Dankbrit April 1, 2019
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Brofucking

Sometimes you just gotta fuck your bros
Sarah - "Hey what did you guys end up doing last night?"

Chris - "Couldn't think of anything so we ended up just doing some serious brofucking"
Brofucking by Brofuckery June 18, 2013

Bed fucking 

When you grab you dick and rub against your bed up and down until you cum 😉
Jason grabbed his cock and fucked the bed and thought about boys at school and imagining them fucking each other up the ass. He cumed so much that he felt dehydrated. He finished Bed Fucking
Bed fucking by Gaycumboy09 February 21, 2018

bfuckingoring 

1. A person, place or thing that is so unexciting that you would rather be at a worm buffet.
Wrinkly old woman: "Honey, how about you give me a hot oil body massage?"

Husband:"Bfuckingoring!"
bfuckingoring by captain stub January 29, 2010

Therapeutic Butfucking

The type of therapy when you are the best friend of the group name arjay
Todays episode in the podcast will be THERAPEUTIC BUTFUCKING

medfuckingevil 

a person so evil it dates back to the medieval times
josie can get so medfuckingevil when she PMS;s
medfuckingevil by fonseca May 13, 2005

bumfucking 

I got bumfucked today.. man, my ass hurts.
bumfucking by Anonymous June 21, 2003
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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