Bedfucking

When you need to wake up and go to work/school but your bed is too good so you stay in it.

Man i was so comfy this morning so I spent it bedfucking.

by Dankbrit April 1, 2019

Brofucking

Sometimes you just gotta fuck your bros

Sarah - "Hey what did you guys end up doing last night?"

Chris - "Couldn't think of anything so we ended up just doing some serious brofucking"

by Brofuckery June 18, 2013

Bed fucking

When you grab you dick and rub against your bed up and down until you cum 😉

Jason grabbed his cock and fucked the bed and thought about boys at school and imagining them fucking each other up the ass. He cumed so much that he felt dehydrated. He finished Bed Fucking

by Gaycumboy09 February 21, 2018

bfuckingoring

1. A person, place or thing that is so unexciting that you would rather be at a worm buffet.

Wrinkly old woman: "Honey, how about you give me a hot oil body massage?"

Husband:"Bfuckingoring!"

by captain stub January 29, 2010

Therapeutic Butfucking

The type of therapy when you are the best friend of the group name arjay

Todays episode in the podcast will be THERAPEUTIC BUTFUCKING

by yeetaaron1 July 24, 2023

medfuckingevil

a person so evil it dates back to the medieval times

josie can get so medfuckingevil when she PMS;s

by fonseca May 13, 2005

bumfucking

Exactly what it sounds like.

I got bumfucked today.. man, my ass hurts.

by Anonymous June 21, 2003