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Bed ass

When you wake up in the morning and your so tired and lazy that your ass doesn't want to leave the bed.
My alarm went off, but when I woke up I had such a bed ass. I just didn't want to get up.
by PlayDoh Masta January 2, 2010
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Carry yo ass to bed

Carry yo ass to bed before I whoop your ass.
by Me_simply October 31, 2018
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ass crack of the bed

the space between the wall and the bed that you get stuck in when you roll over too far
"OMG you guys, last night you shoved me into the ass crack of the bed."

"Eff you broke the outlet."
by Andee Pitzz December 19, 2008
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BEDASS

When a Female has a ass so good you want to use it as a bed.
dam that girl got a bedass.
by DDOG1424 January 15, 2020
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Nalisa Bedassie

Nalisa is smart and beautiful. She is an angel but don't dare hurt the people she loves or prepare for a storm. She cares for all her friends and love them very much. Never mess with her friends . She always says "mess with me I'll get over it , but mess with my friends and I'll be crazy as hell"
Dana and Nalisa Bedassie are besties forever.
by selfie_queen_alisa_ November 2, 2017
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bedassle

Dude, my girlfriend just bedassled my asshole and it looks like a Picasso.
by See-more Buttz November 22, 2018
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Bedass

Bedass who is cool and all but also sits on his couch eating chips and contributing nothing to society
"Caerot is bedass dude"
"Who's caerot?"

"Your mom"
by MisterDebil June 2, 2020
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