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beaver patrol 

Horny dudes on the look out for unsuspecting young beavers.
Excuse me maam,We are the beaver patrol checking beavers!Please comply.
beaver patrol by TokerX August 27, 2003

beaver paddle 

-"did you know kenny just got his hair cut yesterday?"
-"really? what's it look like?
-"it's a beaver paddle"
-"ugh."
beaver paddle by alira s. June 25, 2006

general beaver paddle 

a stripping army man who has a mullet
dan's stage name is general beaver paddle; it suits him well.

beaver paddle 

an abnormally furry ass-crack on a woman
Jenny stopped waxing her beaver for a month. In that time, her beaver grew a tail (on a beaver, known as a paddle).
"Damn, Jenny," I said as I spread her legs, "that's a might thick beaver paddle you got!"
- typically used with a southern accent.
beaver paddle by bobbyrocks September 4, 2005

Beaver Party 

Any congregation, gathering or joining of beavers (genus Castor) to party, boogie and generally “get down.” Beaver parties are easily identified by two factors: 1) the presence of beavers and 2) hearing the German techno, beaver party anthem “Sweaty Beaver, Hot Dam.”
There’s a beaver party at my dam tomorrow at 7.

The best beaver parties happen in the hottest dams.
Beaver Party by justWink June 10, 2011

Beaver Pat

Patting or gently tapping a vagina.
I gave my wife a little beaver pat to get things going.
Beaver Pat by Pghguy October 29, 2019