Beauty and the Breast

A PG-rated "supplementary" essay to the classic fairly tale, this missive advises pre-teen and early-teen girls about why some of the boys in her neighborhood or school are suddenly expressing interest in her, even though previously they may have either mostly ignored her or treated her like she was ugly, fat, geeky/awkward, bothersome, etc.

If the "Beauty and the Breast" pamphlet had been around in Laura Ingalls' time, the prematurely-buxom Sylvia might have not been so upset and scared when neighborhood boys started pestering and harassing her.

by QuacksO May 27, 2019

Beauty and the Beast

(Idiom) as per the fairy tale, this defines a beautiful woman and a large, ugly man.

That tall guy Julia roberts was married to. See child molester

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

Beauty and the Beast

Seal and Heidi Klum

Seal and Heidi Klum is the modern day Beauty and the Beast.

by aosirhra July 6, 2009

beauty and the beastiality

A knock-off porno that doesn't exist, but should because of how good that name is.

Beauty and the beastiality follows the story of a girl who wants to be fucked by a massive... bear? I don't really know what it is, but she wants it.

by Drakeisacumguzzler May 16, 2017

The Beauty and The Beast

The movie you should see when having sensible girls over. This movie tends to get them in a special state where you can take sexual advantage of them because they consider everything romantic after seeing the love unfolding between a hairy beast and a hb.

Random dude: "Was The Beauty and The Beast the only thing you made her watch?"
Smart dude: "Should i lie, or make you jealous?"
Random dude: "Gj"

by alex alexsonx June 19, 2008

Beauty and the Beast

A form of gothic metal involving angelic female vocals and growled male vocals.

Tristania and Theatre of Tragedy are classics in the Beauty and the Beast genre.

by Curumbor Elendil February 11, 2005

beauty and the beast

The best movie in this whole entire world everyone should watch it is an amazing movie the movie is incredible it is so beautiful it tells you that you should not judge a book by its cover and you honestly shouldn’t because whatever is on the outside does not matter all that matters is what is on the inside and if you’re judging someone by how they look then that’s just rude and beauty in the beast shows you that no matter what or how you look like you can find true love

Beauty and the beast is the best movie there is

by Beauty and the beast January 20, 2018