Beauty and the Breast

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A PG-rated "supplementary" essay to the classic fairly tale, this missive advises pre-teen and early-teen girls about why some of the boys in her neighborhood or school are suddenly expressing interest in her, even though previously they may have either mostly ignored her or treated her like she was ugly, fat, geeky/awkward, bothersome, etc.

If the "Beauty and the Breast" pamphlet had been around in Laura Ingalls' time, the prematurely-buxom Sylvia might have not been so upset and scared when neighborhood boys started pestering and harassing her.

Beauty and the Breast by QuacksO May 27, 2019

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Beauty and the Beast

(Idiom) as per the fairy tale, this defines a beautiful woman and a large, ugly man.

That tall guy Julia roberts was married to. See child molester

Beauty and the Beast by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

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Seal and Heidi Klum

Seal and Heidi Klum is the modern day Beauty and the Beast.

Beauty and the Beast by aosirhra July 6, 2009

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beauty and the beastiality

A knock-off porno that doesn't exist, but should because of how good that name is.

Beauty and the beastiality follows the story of a girl who wants to be fucked by a massive... bear? I don't really know what it is, but she wants it.

beauty and the beastiality by Drakeisacumguzzler May 16, 2017

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The Beauty and The Beast

The movie you should see when having sensible girls over. This movie tends to get them in a special state where you can take sexual advantage of them because they consider everything romantic after seeing the love unfolding between a hairy beast and a hb.

Random dude: "Was The Beauty and The Beast the only thing you made her watch?"
Smart dude: "Should i lie, or make you jealous?"
Random dude: "Gj"

The Beauty and The Beast by alex alexsonx June 19, 2008

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Beauty and the Beast

A form of gothic metal involving angelic female vocals and growled male vocals.

Tristania and Theatre of Tragedy are classics in the Beauty and the Beast genre.

Beauty and the Beast by Curumbor Elendil February 11, 2005

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beauty and the beast

The best movie in this whole entire world everyone should watch it is an amazing movie the movie is incredible it is so beautiful it tells you that you should not judge a book by its cover and you honestly shouldn’t because whatever is on the outside does not matter all that matters is what is on the inside and if you’re judging someone by how they look then that’s just rude and beauty in the beast shows you that no matter what or how you look like you can find true love

Beauty and the beast is the best movie there is

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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