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Beautitude 

I love her for her brains and her beautitude, she always seems to make me smile
Beautitude by Deezul August 1, 2012

Beautifulerest 

Being more beautiful then beautifuler and beautifulerest.
Damn girl you the beautifulerest!
Beautifulerest by Yodady August 26, 2013

beauticide

All girls inevitably commit the self-destructive act of beauti-cide. Deciding to throw caution to the wind, and ignore the input of the opposite sex, women will eventually take matters into their own hands and perform a visual downgrading to their own looks.

Egged on by other already shitty looking friends, the hot girl will sooner or later, cut off her hair, add bangs, or start doing her makeup like shit. It’s inevitable and when it occurs, the woman makes a land speed record from hot –to- Not.

The most common occurrences come when a woman somehow convinces her self that short mousy hair is hotter than her long hair. Men all over the earth know this to be a myth, but men are powerless to stop the beauti-cide pheonomenon. What women don’t often understand, is that cutting your hair short, or cutting bangs makes their ass get fatter instantly.

The girls attractiveness and ability to attract males instantly drops by 20%.

Somehow, other women still encourage their peers into this masochistic act and the women blindly follow like lemmings off the cliff from sexy, to mom’sville. It appears all someone needs to say is “your fabulous” like some bizarre entry into a sex-and-the city set; and women will willfully destroy their beauty. Like a rebellious angry teenager they just piss on their sexiness for no apparent benefit other than to be true to their nature: bitches.
Guy1: "Hey, did Crystal’s ass balloon overnight?”

Guy2:“no dude, she committed beauticide and cut her hair short"
Guy1:“really its amazing how much fatter she is now”
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Guy1: "Jim, what happened to your girlfriend? "
Jim:“her friends convinced her to commit beauticide; I can’t date women with bangs, bangs look like shit and everyone knows their bitches”
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Guy1: Dude, I never knew she had cankles.

Guy2: I know they appeared to grow over night after she committed beauticide.
beauticide by Lascivious April 19, 2010

Beauticle 

- Noun -

A beauticle is a synecdoche which has beauty in mind as its complement.

In other words, A beauticle is a sample of beauty, often fortuitously glimpsing insight to beauty.
Gentleman: "Your {insert feature} is stunning! I haven't noticed it in quite the same way before. A true beauticle!"

Gentleman: "I've been privileged to have met you and your many beauticles on our first date - true insights into your beauty!"
Beauticle by leximecca August 29, 2009

beautique 

Beauty as a whole... you can find it in a cute shop, a salon or a spa or in your beauty room/ spot ...any beauty reference made to your style, your look, your life, your makeup, the day, the beauty of life. Any time you talk about beauty!
Linda talks beautique, because she does YouTube videos and talks about beauty and beauty is in everything... makeup, hair, nails and life... so yeah, Linda Talks Beautique! Go check Linda out on YouTube @LindaTalksBeautique
beautique by Beauty Lish August 18, 2019

Beautifulest

highest level of beauty!
even more than the most beautiful.
"you have the beautifulest eyes i have ever seen in my life"

David :"she is so beautiful .
Mani : " the beautifulest ".
Beautifulest by kika January 17, 2017