Beateria 

When you beat your dick so hard you shit yourself!

Every time she gives me a rusty trombone I get explosive beateria!

Beateria by Forshits&gigs November 20, 2017

Beakerian 

A term to describe an activity undertaken with naive, pensive enthusiasm, only to have it blow up in your face as everyone knew it would.

From the Muppet, "Beaker", faithful, flammable assistant to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

A. The Bush administration's handling of the American economy has been shit-screaming clusterfuck.
B. Indeed, Professor. One might almost describe it as fiscally Beakerian.

Beakerian by jimbles August 16, 2008

Beaterman 

A beaterman is someone who just loves the gyal dem and refuses to settle down with just one woman cos he knows he just needs to beat. Its useless to try and cuff a beaterman unless you are prime wifey material as they don't commit to noone and just want to mash. You can only call yourself a beaterman if you have a minimum of a double digit bodycount.

Friend: So you been seeing that bird for a couple weeks now, you gonna wife her then g?

Beaterman: Nah could never be me that bro you already know I'm a beaterman

Beaterman by Original beaterman December 5, 2019

beaterbation 

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.

I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.

beaterbation by shawn May 27, 2004

batería 

1. Peruvian slang for friend/buddy etc etc.(see:nigga,dude,bro,dawg,homie,brotha)

English: "What's up, homie?"
Spanish: "Habla, batería."

batería by Chi.EXE September 15, 2018