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Beakerian 

A term to describe an activity undertaken with naive, pensive enthusiasm, only to have it blow up in your face as everyone knew it would.

From the Muppet, "Beaker", faithful, flammable assistant to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
A. The Bush administration's handling of the American economy has been shit-screaming clusterfuck.
B. Indeed, Professor. One might almost describe it as fiscally Beakerian.
Beakerian by jimbles August 16, 2008
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Beaterman 

A beaterman is someone who just loves the gyal dem and refuses to settle down with just one woman cos he knows he just needs to beat. Its useless to try and cuff a beaterman unless you are prime wifey material as they don't commit to noone and just want to mash. You can only call yourself a beaterman if you have a minimum of a double digit bodycount.
Friend: So you been seeing that bird for a couple weeks now, you gonna wife her then g?

Beaterman: Nah could never be me that bro you already know I'm a beaterman
Beaterman by Original beaterman December 5, 2019

beaterbation 

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.
I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.
beaterbation by shawn May 27, 2004

batería 

1. Peruvian slang for friend/buddy etc etc.(see:nigga,dude,bro,dawg,homie,brotha)
English: "What's up, homie?"
Spanish: "Habla, batería."
batería by Chi.EXE September 15, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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