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Erica: mmkay ;D
beat me by the bitch who kills June 24, 2011
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BEAT ME DADDY EIGHT TO THE BAR 

30's, 40's phrase used on an uptempo dance tune, as a command to the rhythm section (the drummer is "daddy" as in "daddy-o") to emphasize 8 beats to every bar of music, giving it a feel of doubletime (as opposed to 4 to a bar)
a command used by the singer to go to doubletime, such as after a chorus, to shout "beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!"

Beat me down easy 

A request asking someone to soften up their criticism.
"I heard you have a fetish for poop and feet"

"yo, beat me down easyyy"
Beat me down easy by MrLoveAlot September 26, 2008

beat me like a clock 😗✌️ 

To say "beat me like a clock" with a peace sign, usually said in ones sleep.
Lillie was asleep and said beat me like a clock 😗✌️ with a peace sign. So relateable!

Beat Me's 

Oversized trendy sunglasses that cover large portions of the face.
It's so bright out, I need to put on my 'beat me's.'

I just bought myself a pair of 'beat me's.'

Beat Me's by Zac_212 April 2, 2008

beat me daddy

beat me daddy is used when you want someone to fuck you.

beat me off 

A phrase used to express frustration or anger, often towards a professor who gives hard exams or women that ghost you
Friend 1: how did you do on that exam.

Friend 2: went horrible, turned that thing in and told him he could beat me off
beat me off by Kern May 17, 2016
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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