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Jesus beat me to sleep
When the sex is so good you knock each other out cold when finished. Generally a religious experience in which visions of god and or Jesus are known to occur.
Jesus beat me to sleep by pta391 July 20, 2009
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Beat Me's • Beat me up, Scotty • Jesus beat me to sleep • beat me down to my socks • I don't like Syakeel he beat me • give me the beat boys and free my soul • Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With. • my dad would beat the shit out of me • Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. • beat the mess
beat me down to my socks
Randy and I were playing high stakes tik tak toe. I blew everything that I came with, he beat me down to my socks.
beat me down to my socks by FL_MEX_FTW March 23, 2023
Beat me up, Scotty
Beat me up, Scotty by Bad C dev February 7, 2026
I don't like Syakeel he beat me
I don't like Syakeel he beat me by Handle100 August 8, 2023
give me the beat boys and free my soul
give me the beat boys and free my soul by tupu12321 February 12, 2025
Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.
Its usually used amongst Asian people, it is a punishment which utlizies psychological and physical pain. This gives the child a false sense of power over their own punishment. They usually go with the smaller ones even though they are all very painful.
Asian Parent: Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.
Asian Child: Okay... (Gets a thin smaller stick)
(The Asian Parent whips him with the stick and the Child feels a lot of pain, it stings a lot)
Asian Child: Okay... (Gets a thin smaller stick)
(The Asian Parent whips him with the stick and the Child feels a lot of pain, it stings a lot)
Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With. by kasdnlasn May 2, 2023
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