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beat-em-ups 

1) A chick whose sole purpose is to satisfy a carnal sexual need.

2) A chick you sexually desire, free of any emotional commitment.

3) A chick with a good body, but questionable looks. (see beatable)

Naturally inferred, it's a chick that you intend to beat guts, beat it up, beat her guts up, and/or beat it up and skeet it up.
Peezy: "Bruh, is that yo gurl?"
Kels: "Naw nucca, she jus my beat-em-ups?"

or

Lew: "Fly body n'all, but dat bitch got issues."
Damaga: "Tru! But she'd make good beat-em-ups."
beat-em-ups by Tha Damaga July 16, 2007

Beat em n eat em 

Beat Em N Eat Em was just Philly Flasher remade. See: Philly Flasher
Eww! The characters in Beat Em N Eat Em are eating sperm!
Beat em n eat em by Alexi August 8, 2003

Beat em and eat em 

Those two are going to beat em and eat em
Beat em and eat em by pablowisdom January 6, 2017

beat em up 

A game genre where you're meant to learn weapon combos to defeat a large horde of enemies, usually in a 3d space, to progress to the next area, but everyone just mashes buttons instead of actually playing. Don't lie, you know you've never taken the time to actually learn a combo in a beat em up that has more than 2 buttons in it.
"there's a new beat em up coming out" "why are you playing beat em ups, go do something fun" "beat em ups have no depth"
beat em up by Chiggun July 25, 2020

Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club 

A group of asshole players who join the team that they can't beat
*Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club

Lemme beat em dunnies down 

“Ayo treesh lemme beat em dunnies down”
“You can beat em”
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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