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beat-em-ups 

1) A chick whose sole purpose is to satisfy a carnal sexual need.

2) A chick you sexually desire, free of any emotional commitment.

3) A chick with a good body, but questionable looks. (see beatable)

Naturally inferred, it's a chick that you intend to beat guts, beat it up, beat her guts up, and/or beat it up and skeet it up.
Peezy: "Bruh, is that yo gurl?"
Kels: "Naw nucca, she jus my beat-em-ups?"

or

Lew: "Fly body n'all, but dat bitch got issues."
Damaga: "Tru! But she'd make good beat-em-ups."
beat-em-ups by Tha Damaga July 16, 2007

Beat em n eat em 

Beat Em N Eat Em was just Philly Flasher remade. See: Philly Flasher
Eww! The characters in Beat Em N Eat Em are eating sperm!
Beat em n eat em by Alexi August 8, 2003

Beat em and eat em 

What you do during oral sex
Those two are going to beat em and eat em
Beat em and eat em by pablowisdom January 6, 2017

beat em up 

A game genre where you're meant to learn weapon combos to defeat a large horde of enemies, usually in a 3d space, to progress to the next area, but everyone just mashes buttons instead of actually playing. Don't lie, you know you've never taken the time to actually learn a combo in a beat em up that has more than 2 buttons in it.
"there's a new beat em up coming out" "why are you playing beat em ups, go do something fun" "beat em ups have no depth"
beat em up by Chiggun July 25, 2020

Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club 

A group of asshole players who join the team that they can't beat
*Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club

Lemme beat em dunnies down 

“Ayo treesh lemme beat em dunnies down
“You can beat em”