a man who associates, dates, hangs out with large,unattractive women. this man usually doesn't do well with moderately attractive women so he surrounds himself with these type of women to help with his confidence.
Ted:"Anthony brought over one of his hoes over again! That chick was just big and nasty looking! I don't know how he does it!"
Bill: "thats why Anthony is the beastmaster! He likes those tore up broads!"
A man who can harness the power of Ragnarok, and happens to sweat enormously through his felt clothes. He is so manly that he can bend steel with his eyes.
Bojangles, the original Beastmaster tasked with defending the Shire was responsible for the defeat of Thusla Doom.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.