a man who associates, dates, hangs out with large,unattractive women. this man usually doesn't do well with moderately attractive women so he surrounds himself with these type of women to help with his confidence.
Ted:"Anthony brought over one of his hoes over again! That chick was just big and nasty looking! I don't know how he does it!"
Bill: "thats why Anthony is the beastmaster! He likes those tore up broads!"
A man who can harness the power of Ragnarok, and happens to sweat enormously through his felt clothes. He is so manly that he can bend steel with his eyes.
Bojangles, the original Beastmaster tasked with defending the Shire was responsible for the defeat of Thusla Doom.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.