Beast Master

1. A term used to define a giant didlo, usually one that looks like only a very big and dirty girl would own; or to describe a male who frequently handles large and hairy vaginas that most would keep out of at any cost
"wanna use my dildo, i have some condoms" offers the big and not so beautiful possible lesbians definite part time hooker,
" I wouldnt use that Beast Master if you paid me, not to mention the jumping bugs, it has fuckin spikes!"
by Shauna Testicles May 13, 2013
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beast master

When you are desprate for sex you can call "beast master" before leaving for the night and you can pick up any ugly chick you want. This trick is only allowed once a month. If you do it more then people just think you have bad taste in women.
"Damn I have to get laid, I call beast master tonight...I'm gunna get some puntang!"
by ho magnet April 26, 2003
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beast master of disaster

Literally, one who is experienced in excelling, especially in situations concerning catastrophes. However, this term is often used sarcastically, when the person described has actually performed a negatively noteworthy action.
Tiffany: "So Thomas Jefferson had a prostitute he took around in a carriage."
Stephen: "Beast master of disaster..."
Tiffany: "What did you say???"
Justin: "Dieu, mistakes were made."
by otm_mas October 12, 2011
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Beast master belt

When you and your boys try to fuck the biggest, ugliest girl at the party or venue. Whoever decides to take down the beast earns the critically acclaimed beast master belt. It is similar to the UFC OR WWF belt in appearance but relates to heavyweights in the nature of plumpers.
All of us wanted to fuck but there was one fat girl that needed to be taken care of. Cody Smith decided to take one for the team and slayed the beast that night. He earned the beast master belt and is currently the belt holder and plump dumpster champion.
by The Train and Cody Smith December 31, 2009
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when a person is seen on the street that is so fat people assume that all fat people must go to the same school
megan was about 170 lbs at the tender age of 13, she must have been attending the sasquatch school of beast masters
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007
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