Beartown

A place where a bear would be welcome. A town popular with hairy, cuddly, gay men.

Congleton, aka Beartown, is a favourite haunt of husky, bearded, gay men

by anon-y-mouse17 August 4, 2018

Beartown Beatdown

The term you use when you want to take someone in a back alley and beat them down for being rude to you.

Do you want a Beartown Beatdown for that silly comment Mario?
-Brian Smith

by Economic Hitman February 18, 2021

Beantown Belly Bongos

Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.

Tonight's gonna be a good night; Beers, Bitches, Beantown Belly Bongos.

by t7j939 April 30, 2010

in the middle of beantown

in the middle of nowhere

( camping trip preparations gone wrong)

person 1) : i think we are lost, where are we anyways?
person 2), hang on... (screams aaahh)... we are lost, we are in the middle of beantown
person 1 and 2, together: oh oh

by Sexydimma March 13, 2015

Beantown

Complete slander. No one from Boston ever calls it Beantown.

"I love bean town!"
"You fuckin' retahded tourist. It's Boston. Not Beantown."

by SexyKitten6969 April 8, 2006

Beantown

The great city of Boston, MA (but you don't really see too many beans here...)

by M-easy July 5, 2003

Beantown

Horribly outdated nickname for Boston, Massachusetts that no self-respecting Bostonian or New Englander uses. Typically used only by tourists, sportswriters, or television reporters that are new to the area. Name stems from the New England food staple of beans slow-baked in molasses.

Every college kid calls this place Beantown until someone decks them for it.

by Ashley the Penguin November 15, 2003