He can't wait to tell you about his paleo diet. He can't wait to tell you about the latest IPA he drank. He memorizes hip-hop phrases and spits them out at random times: "Bitches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks" etc etc. He's very proud to present his wife a signed Hamilton poster, and you know as well as I that his wife Stans Harry Potter. He's a Beardbro. A basic white human male.
by MelancoliaEye January 8, 2023
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by Carlossj3 February 21, 2014
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I couldn't believe the scene at Ruth Chris's tonight. There were so many cute girls dressed really nice out to eat with their beardboy guys wearing a ballcap and shorts. The fact that many of these girls were giving me frequent smiles when their dudes weren't looking probably was some sort of validation for me being a clean-cut dude who knows how to dress for the occasion.
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