Beardbro

He can't wait to tell you about his paleo diet. He can't wait to tell you about the latest IPA he drank. He memorizes hip-hop phrases and spits them out at random times: "Bitches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks" etc etc. He's very proud to present his wife a signed Hamilton poster, and you know as well as I that his wife Stans Harry Potter. He's a Beardbro. A basic white human male.

That Beardbro I know won't shut the fuck up about sous-vide. He's starting to piss me off.

Beardbro by MelancoliaEye January 8, 2023

Beard Bro 

When two people in public who have beards see another man with a beard and immediately have a connection. Beard bros are made purely on having a beard and nothing else

Scott- You see that bearded guy over there?
Travis- Do you mean our Beard Bro?

Beard Bro by ScottyBoi67 June 2, 2019

beardbros 

Your bro who has a gnarly beard just like yours. Combining the word bro and beard creating beardbros.

"You guys have nice beards!"
"Yeah we're the beardbros!"

beardbros by Carlossj3 February 21, 2014

beardboy 

Just any douchebag who follows this current, lame beard trend, typically with a full pile of a dark brown or reddish-brown poop on his chin who is insecure about his masculinity and thinks he's God's gift to women because of it. These are the same kind of douchebags who wear a ballcap at a nice restaurant, while their girlfriend/wife is dressed to kill. To think that so many attractive, young women who dig these pathetic dudes is mind-blowing.

I couldn't believe the scene at Ruth Chris's tonight. There were so many cute girls dressed really nice out to eat with their beardboy guys wearing a ballcap and shorts. The fact that many of these girls were giving me frequent smiles when their dudes weren't looking probably was some sort of validation for me being a clean-cut dude who knows how to dress for the occasion.

beardboy by T-Rex75 March 16, 2024