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beardbros 

Your bro who has a gnarly beard just like yours. Combining the word bro and beard creating beardbros.
"You guys have nice beards!"
"Yeah we're the beardbros!"
beardbros by Carlossj3 February 21, 2014
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Bearders Remorse 

1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until 5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.
The choice to disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.

beardosaur 

Girl 1: OMG, did you see Jenna's new boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a total beardosaur
beardosaur by Scarsz May 19, 2018

Beardosexual 

A descriptor for when a straight man is attracted to another man's beard.
Guy A: "Your beard is incredible and beautiful, I just want to run my fingers through it.."
Guy B: "What the hell man I didn't know you were gay."
Guy A: "I'm not, I'm beardosexual."
Beardosexual by AjAj November 11, 2013

Bearatross

A half Bear, half Albatross creature that can shoot laser beams from its eyes, and has godmode. Bearatrosses are immune to all metal and magical things that they want to be and they existed before the creation of time, and can't be killed as far as we know.
That half-bear, half-albatross thing is a bearatross!
Bearatross by Bearatrossman September 7, 2005

bearderesting

What a bearderesting person!
bearderesting by vyskol October 10, 2013

bernbros 

Rabid male supporters of Bernie Sanders, who act like asshole frat brothers. Most have recently discovered socialist ideas, as if it's their first semester of college.
'Oh, you're voting for that bitch Hillary Clinton? What a pussy! Come on, vote for Bern, bro! Join us Bernbros! WOOOOOOOO!!!!'
bernbros by antibern September 20, 2016
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