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Bearbies are, hence the name, resemble and are a subspecies of baby bears. They are born when two gay men (usually one being a “bear”) have sex. They are typically quite dimwitted - exhibiting very erratic behaviors such as screaming, crying, pooping, and breaking things, however most bearbies are incredibly smart in one specific field of their choosing, such as Scientology or archeology. They will often have nonsensical names - such as ploopy, pleepy, bertrude, mistletoe, and even “bearby”.
There are 3 subclasses of the bearbies species - perfect bearbies, regular bearbies, and sus bearbies.
Perfect Bearbies will never make mistakes and are some of the most intelligent and polite creatures you will ever meet, they are often a gold-ish color.
Regular Bearbies will do typical bearby things, such as screaming and breaking things.
Sus Bearbies will destroy everything in their path and kill other bearbies. They are incredibly manipulative and will flinch all over the place.

Typically Bearbies will live for around 2 weeks, before dying of old age. Of course; they can die before this age for a number of reasons, such as explosion. Bearbies will also reproduce with each other and are hupersexual, typically producing upwards of 20,000 bearbies a day, with their bearby makers.
You haven’t heard? All the bearbies got a free ticket and all access pass to go to gag city. Lucky bastards…I wish I was a bearby
Bearby by Piropirocorin December 12, 2023
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Beardy McBaoMa

This word is used to describe the biggest idiot in your entire life. A Beardy McBaoMa is someone who drives a BMW, loves to drift, and has a beard that's even bigger than his ego. He enjoys long drives into the sunset with anyone named Hannah, and he's willing to have a bromance with anyone who owns a motorcycle. Beardy McBaoMa is allergic to anyone named Payge or Ashley, so if that happens to be your name, you'd have a better chance at jumping the Grand Canyon on a tricycle than dating him.
Did you just see him pull a Beardy McBaoMa on her? Awww hell no!

"Beardy McBaoMa is so dreamy. I love it when we go for romantic drives into the sunset." -Hannah

"What'a your name? Payge? Awwww hell no." -Beardy McBaoMa
Beardy McBaoMa by jluu November 24, 2016
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Barbychona 

A fat lady ( young or adult ) that has beautiful face, but is chonky ( chona=piglike from spanish=pig=cerdo=marrano=coche=chancho=cochino=lechon=puerco)
I like her,but she is barbychona.
its means nice to do her, but to fat for my pleasure or taste.\
But the best blows are from barbychonas. because they are always hungry.
Barbychona by 3inchesmiami May 25, 2009

beardy mcfuck

that greasy guy with a neck beard and hair that has not been washed in weeks. Generally wearing track pants worn out shoes and a black stained sweater.
hey check out beardy mcfuck over there.
Usually a nickname for girls named barbra
Hey bearbra, what are you going to do today
Bearbra by Juan l July 20, 2019
The cutest and most popular name for a stuffed bear in the world. Bearys are usually HUGE, furry, and hugable. Bearys can't talk so they use sign language to communicate. Tend to attract a lot of girls and attention. Bearys HATE washing machines.
Elisa: OMG! Is that a BEARY?
Meghann: Awhhh! Sooo cutee!!!!
Elisa: I WANT IT!
Meghann: NOOOO! HES MINEEEEE!!
Beary by BearyFan January 1, 2011

Beardy McBeardo 

Someone that has a lot of beard. Friends are usually quietly jealous of him.
Guy 1: Who's beardy mcbeardo over there?
Guy 2: Ray Lamontagne
Guy 3: Oh man I wish I had his luscious beard. Its thick like a pile of leaves on an autumn day.
Beardy McBeardo by coffee1 September 12, 2010
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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