Bearby
Bearbies are, hence the name, resemble and are a subspecies of baby bears. They are born when two gay men (usually one being a “bear”) have sex. They are typically quite dimwitted - exhibiting very erratic behaviors such as screaming, crying, pooping, and breaking things, however most bearbies are incredibly smart in one specific field of their choosing, such as Scientology or archeology. They will often have nonsensical names - such as ploopy, pleepy, bertrude, mistletoe, and even “bearby”.
There are 3 subclasses of the bearbies species - perfect bearbies, regular bearbies, and sus bearbies.
Perfect Bearbies will never make mistakes and are some of the most intelligent and polite creatures you will ever meet, they are often a gold-ish color.
Regular Bearbies will do typical bearby things, such as screaming and breaking things.
Sus Bearbies will destroy everything in their path and kill other bearbies. They are incredibly manipulative and will flinch all over the place.
Typically Bearbies will live for around 2 weeks, before dying of old age. Of course; they can die before this age for a number of reasons, such as explosion. Bearbies will also reproduce with each other and are hupersexual, typically producing upwards of 20,000 bearbies a day, with their bearby makers.
There are 3 subclasses of the bearbies species - perfect bearbies, regular bearbies, and sus bearbies.
Perfect Bearbies will never make mistakes and are some of the most intelligent and polite creatures you will ever meet, they are often a gold-ish color.
Regular Bearbies will do typical bearby things, such as screaming and breaking things.
Sus Bearbies will destroy everything in their path and kill other bearbies. They are incredibly manipulative and will flinch all over the place.
Typically Bearbies will live for around 2 weeks, before dying of old age. Of course; they can die before this age for a number of reasons, such as explosion. Bearbies will also reproduce with each other and are hupersexual, typically producing upwards of 20,000 bearbies a day, with their bearby makers.
You haven’t heard? All the bearbies got a free ticket and all access pass to go to gag city. Lucky bastards…I wish I was a bearby
Bearby by Piropirocorin December 12, 2023
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