Bear Hair 

To have Bear Hair is to have hair that resembles animal fur on the top of your head. Some people with Bear Hair have been quoted on having an animal mounted to their heads, because their hair is that Bearish.

Jack: So have you seen Owen's Bear Hair, it looks like he has a dead cat on the top of his head.

Owen: Shut up Jack!

Jack: Get that hair soughted then!

Bear Hair by cazzatheapache May 7, 2010

Bear Hair 

When a girls pubicare is severly clumpy and tall, aswell as having cum, sweat and other substances all mixed

"Did you know Dayna has 'bear hair' its really gross!"

Bear Hair by themixerupper September 25, 2017

Bear Hair Rash 

Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.

I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.

Bear Hair Rash by Akrikaaners August 6, 2023

hair bear 

a person sporting an afro, large mass of poofy curls, or other gingantic hairstyle that approaches or exceeds the size of that person's head, often with a hair pick stuck in it for ornamentation.

Down in the front, hair bear!

hair bear by SmartyG September 8, 2006

hair bear bunch 

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.

Look out! That Hair Bear Bunch is going at it again!

hair bear bunch by ferdii6069 May 29, 2016

hair bear 

also know as hurr burr, Derogatery Term used To Someone With Beautiful and long/big Hair.

Hahaha. Look at that pikey and all that hair. What a hair bear.

hair bear by Jedgreen February 14, 2008

Claire the bear with funky hair 

An Mtv celebrity. Very well know. Famous back up dancer. Really awesome. She is now an old lady

Claire the bear with funky hair was famous on MTV

Claire the bear with funky hair by i<3clairedabearwithdafunkyhair January 14, 2010