Beantooth

(V) When you're at dinner and your significant other tells you "I love you" for the first time, and you respond by showing them the bean that is stuck to your tooth.
(N) The bean that is stuck to your tooth.

Person #1: "I know we've been dating for a while, and I want you to know that I love you."
Person #2: *Awkwardly smiles, revealing the bean skin stuck to their tooth (beantooth)*
Person #1: *facepalm*
(optional) Person #2: "I've bean loving you for a while"

by YouOnlyLiefOnce May 10, 2017

Beanotherapy

when you have a massive fart attack and you self-medicate with a dietary supplement to supress or eliminate your flatulence

Yo, that chicken fajita gave mad gas man. I tried to get health insurance but the doctor said that farting is a preexisting condition. I guess I'm gonna have to go through some beanotherapy.

by Gnezz10 March 31, 2010

Blahtoothing

Targeting mobile devices on slow moving public transport with open and unsecured bluetooth in order to serenade them with morbid and melancholy artists, generally in the Goth, Industrial and Doom Metal genres.

I was able to pass nearly an hour blahtoothing Cult of Luna at some surprised, but enthusiastic listeners. Train travel is my pirate radio station.

by banquoson May 15, 2017

Bush's Bean Tooth

Bush's Bean Tooth is a disease found commonly in the plain folk of the lower regions of the United States. Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi were hit the hardest with nearly 65% of Tennessee residents infected. Bush's Bean Tooth, or BBT as it's better known, is caused by lack of nourishment which in turn causes the body to turn the teeth into beautiful delicious beans that can be used for consumption in emergency situations. Dr's maintain BBT is somehow linked to Pol Mol cigarettes, beef jerky, and moonshine.

Those who deal with Bush's Bean Tooth in public often hear shouts from passersby of "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

I didn't know the guy had Bush's Bean Tooth before I punched him in the mouth. It was like watching a guy spit out a mouth full of bean soup.

by Martin J McFly September 23, 2011

braintooth

When your head hurts really bad and you are. It sure what is wrong but you think maybe your brain has grown a tooth.

"I've had a migraine for too long, I think I might have braintooth!"

by Aye2DaNaye September 24, 2017

Beanworth

How appreciated or alike you are with dirty, old-world farmers or your level of dirty, "old-worldiness".

Guy 1: What did you do last weekend?
Guy 2: Not much. I just harvested my grapes, gave a llama a bath; the usual.

Guy 1: Jeez dude. Your beanworth is way too high.

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Braintooth

When you have either a natural or developed bond with someone so close to the point your brainwaves are semi-synchronized. With a strong/close enough “Braintooth” connection words become irrelevant….a 20 word question or suggestion can be responded to after hearing as little as 2-3 words and sometimes just a shared glance.

I was just about to suggest steak as you said “Outback”…our Braintooth is strong.

by Ru5+yTr0mb0n3 February 23, 2025