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Blahtoothing 

Targeting mobile devices on slow moving public transport with open and unsecured bluetooth in order to serenade them with morbid and melancholy artists, generally in the Goth, Industrial and Doom Metal genres.
I was able to pass nearly an hour blahtoothing Cult of Luna at some surprised, but enthusiastic listeners. Train travel is my pirate radio station.
Blahtoothing by banquoson May 15, 2017
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bluetoothing 

The act of peeing without the assistance/guidance/aim of your hand
Derrick had to pee, but couldn't use his hands, so he was bluetoothing it.
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bluetoothing 

"dude, did you wash your hands after you pissed?"
"no need--i bluetoothed it"

i pick up stuff with my toes just to show off my bluetoothing abilities.

that guy crashed his bike cause he was bluetoothing. what a tool.
bluetoothing by breeves84 March 7, 2009

Blewtoothing 

The act of getting a very teethey blow job
Chris was blewtoothing Curtis and curtis complained about the lack of skin on his penis...Chris has sharp teeth
Blewtoothing by Poppypants October 12, 2013

bluetoothing 

The social act of exchanging files, information, and what else is in your mobile phone or PDA through the use of [bluetooth} file transfer technology.
Joe: Hey guys, what do you think of this?
Jane and Jill: Don't disturb us. Don't you see we are bluetoothing?
bluetoothing by Mac Manchego July 7, 2008

Bluetoothing 

A dangerous drug trend called “bluetoothing,” in which people inject themselves with the blood of other drug users to get a cheap high, is contributing to spikes in HIV rates in infection hot spots around the world.

After researching the legitimacy of this claim I've had confirmation that this is in fact a drug trend... yall need help, please seek it.
Drug addicts have been spotted bluetoothing for a cheap high.
Bluetoothing by B_ScarberryWV October 11, 2025

Bluetoothing

Putting a bluetooth speaker in your mouth and blasting W.A.P while you aggressively jerk off your best friend
Jeffery: Dude I totally bluetoothed jake last night
John: no fucking way!!! I have always wanted to do that to jake
Jeffery: yeah bluetoothing someone is so fun
Bluetoothing by Vincent ree November 17, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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