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the beans are talkin’

Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.
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This a nickname you call someone close and dear to you! This is only used for your inner circle or friends or significant other
Boy: hey bro beans, what cooking?

Girlfriend: *sits on a heated couch*

Girlfriend: warming up you snack bro beans
Bro beans by Mudbonic plague October 19, 2020

hitting beans 

a term used by people who actively self harm, used to describe cutting deep enough to expose the layer of fat underneath the skin. named after the fact that the bubbles of fat resemble beans.
"i don't get why people brag about hitting beans."
"i managed to hit beans before, but i had to get stitches afterwards so it wasn't really worth it."
hitting beans by basedmarimo March 30, 2021

Carhartt beanie 

The staple of a lesbian
“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister

this nigga eating beans 

When you spill beans all over yourself while watching Cars 2, a black teenager will shout, "This nigga eating beans."
"I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in the theater & a black teenager shouted, "This nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed."

beanergy 

(1), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘energy’ / extra energy felt from drinking coffee, or eating chocolate-covered coffee beans

(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew
(1), I've been drinking espresso all morning and I’m buzzed with beanergy: ‘beanergized’.

(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.