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1. the opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal, through which the solid refuse of digestion is excreted.
2. the human butt hole
Bullsh*t bro, JCVD would kick Steven Seagal right in his beanbox
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A person with confusing mannerisms and nonsensical behaviours that incite you to perform frequent facepalms due to their stupidity
That drunk guy just spilled beer on his pants and is trying to dry it off with his shirt; what a beanbox
Beanbox by cmdrpwg June 1, 2011
Related Words

Thanos beatbox 

Boom buda boom lemme show you how to scratch it Boom buda beta be buta be buta boom ba bum be bum de bum ba buda
Verblase: Thanos beatbox time
Thanos: Boom buda boom lemme show you how to scratch it Boom buda beta be buta be buta boom ba bum be bum de bum ba buda

beatboxer 

A beatboxer: sombody who can create music with only their mouth. Beatboxers usually make beats, they can add bass lines or melodys, and somtimes the advanced beatboxers can sing whilst doing it.
Hey did you hear that beatboxer? He was amazing.
famous beatboxers include: Rahzel,Killa Kela,TyTe,Joel Turner and Poizunus
beatboxer by James Kilbourne November 21, 2005

Beanboozin 

The act of playing beanbags while being drunk - boozing.
Damn, we were beanboozin for like 12 hours straight last night...
Beanboozin by Alix C April 7, 2008

beatboxers 

ones who wordbeatbox/word.
yo, that beatboxer was wordoff the hook/word.
beatboxers by bud newman. February 28, 2003

Stoic Beatbox 

The Stoic Beatbox is no ordinary child.
It has multiple genitalia, two vaginas to be exact.

One in the front and one in the back (No Anal Glands) So yes, that means it defecates out its 2nd vagina.
Hence, it has no testicles.
This explains its ability to sound like a woman. Because it is in fact a transsexual.

Stoic usually will concur that it is the best at everything and makes outrageous claims and insults that would only make sense to an autistic pre schooler. When it attempts to beatbox and attempts an Inward K it sounds like the equivalent to a bowling ball being dropped onto a baby seal, and its technicality sounds like a tornado of rusty nails hitting an old folks home.
The Stoic may be plagued by Narcissistic Personality Disorder and a defect that makes semen produce from its lactation glands (Nipples)

The Stoic is a lonely child with a face resembling Smeagle with ginger cornrows and a rainbow handle bar moustache and stretched ears with Hello Kitty plugs.
The Stoics future career will likely consist of tons and tons of men using their cocks as hammers on his face.
Stoic Beatbox; (beatboxing)

Man; What kind of fuckery is that!

Stoic Beatbox; Dude, you wanna battle, fight meh bro!

Man; What is wrong with you kid..

Stoic Beatbox; Nothing I am just a God. Watch yourself you imbecile, Your inevitable defeat is looming.
Stoic Beatbox by Necrobotics October 31, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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