A man that is summoned through a long and hard process of obtaining 300 cans of bush’s baked beans and dumping them into a bathtub then chanting a ancient piece. Once finished you must wait in the dark until he arrives through the bathtub of beans, once he arrives he will grant you 2 wishes and a pet lizard named Ralph.
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Anyone who is a hater of the infamous Gerrad Gayton. This child often comes across as arrogant, stuck-up, childish, anal retentive.
He is commonly known as Beany, due to his string-bean appearance. He has accrued other names however, such as Toucan Sam, due to his largely hideous nose. This has led to his depiction as a bird.
He is commonly known as Beany, due to his string-bean appearance. He has accrued other names however, such as Toucan Sam, due to his largely hideous nose. This has led to his depiction as a bird.
Bloke 1: Fuck, its Beany!
Bloke 2: HEY BEANY!
*evil stare*
Bloke 1: I think he heard you!
Bloke 2: Good, i hate the kid!
Bean Man: Awwwhhh, did you know Bowling has been included in the Olympic Games?
Bloke 1: Fuck Off Beany, go back to your perch!
Bloke 1: Hey man, are you a Bean Man Hater?
Bloke 2: Ahhh hell yer, that kid is so annoying!
Bloke 2: HEY BEANY!
*evil stare*
Bloke 1: I think he heard you!
Bloke 2: Good, i hate the kid!
Bean Man: Awwwhhh, did you know Bowling has been included in the Olympic Games?
Bloke 1: Fuck Off Beany, go back to your perch!
Bloke 1: Hey man, are you a Bean Man Hater?
Bloke 2: Ahhh hell yer, that kid is so annoying!
by breddles October 28, 2008
Get the Bean Man Hater mug.A Hairy Bean Man - HBM for short - is a term used to describe a certain type of laid back, crunchy, shaggy hippie guy. They are generally short - under 6" tall - skinny, guys with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes who abide like the Dude and toke up like Tommy Chong.
Hair⋅y (Pronunciation hair-ee, adjective) is derived from the usual bearded, shaggy and/or Mountain Man-esque appearance of the HBM.
Bean (Pronunciation been, noun) comes from the traditional diet of the HBM, which is usually vegetarian or at least as crunchy as they are. As hippies, many HBMs are also vegetarians, and must get their protein from sources other than meat, i.e. beans.
Man (noun) : obvious reasons.
OTHER HBM BEHAVIORS INCLUDE:
-being eco friendly (or at least appearing to be)
-being a registered democrat (or in some extreme cases, supporting Ralph Nader)
- smelling like patchouli oil
- smoking copious amounts of marijuana
- being an environmental science and/or philosophy major
- attending colleges in Vermont or Colorado
- listening to jambands/attending music festivals
- wearing patchwork clothing/Birkenstocks
- hating the man/organized religion
- referring to jamband members by their first name ("oh my god dude, did you see Trey's set last night?")
- driving a jetta
Hairy Bean Men HBM LOOK LIKE:
- Ray LaMontagne
- Billy Crudup (ala almost famous)
- Devendra Banhart
- Jesus
Hair⋅y (Pronunciation hair-ee, adjective) is derived from the usual bearded, shaggy and/or Mountain Man-esque appearance of the HBM.
Bean (Pronunciation been, noun) comes from the traditional diet of the HBM, which is usually vegetarian or at least as crunchy as they are. As hippies, many HBMs are also vegetarians, and must get their protein from sources other than meat, i.e. beans.
Man (noun) : obvious reasons.
OTHER HBM BEHAVIORS INCLUDE:
-being eco friendly (or at least appearing to be)
-being a registered democrat (or in some extreme cases, supporting Ralph Nader)
- smelling like patchouli oil
- smoking copious amounts of marijuana
- being an environmental science and/or philosophy major
- attending colleges in Vermont or Colorado
- listening to jambands/attending music festivals
- wearing patchwork clothing/Birkenstocks
- hating the man/organized religion
- referring to jamband members by their first name ("oh my god dude, did you see Trey's set last night?")
- driving a jetta
Hairy Bean Men HBM LOOK LIKE:
- Ray LaMontagne
- Billy Crudup (ala almost famous)
- Devendra Banhart
- Jesus
"I met a really cool Hairy Bean Man HBM on Shakedown at the UC-Boulder Phish show this weekend! His HBM friends were all kinda spun out and needed to shave/take a bath, but he was still mad cool and smoked us all up."
by magnesiumonthree November 9, 2009
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Get the man bean mug.Beanman our lord and savior. He has created us and he has nlessed us with life, thank you my lord Beanman
Beanman is pretty neat
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