Bean Bag Chair

A chair for people that have failed in life...

Steve you have to get off of your bean bag chair and go out to get a job before they repo your house... you lazy bum.

by snipe1169 March 26, 2009

fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.

Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

by O beast Denise April 17, 2010

midget in a bean bag chair

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.

Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.

by Jerry G. April 11, 2007

Slutty Bean Bag Chair

An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.

Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.

by Father Longcauk May 3, 2014

Chinese Beanbag Chair

Extremely similar to the Sanfransican Hangover, however, your partner is fully awake.

I dont know if the Chinese Beanbag Chair hurts more than a Sanfransiscan Hangover or not.

by tboner1939 May 7, 2010