To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet
Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.
The act of getting as completed buckled as humanly possible for as long as possible, usually involves drinking, drugs, bad hook ups and matching tattoos
Person 1: Has anyone seen Tabby & Ophelia this morning
Person 2: I doubt they’ll be showing up any time today, they were bendering through from Friday