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be serious 

a way to say "stop joking" or tell someone to stop acting weird
"be serious, i beg you dont say you beat it in nandos"

"i was too gassed off the bunda styll"
be serious by d2trappy May 21, 2021

you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.
Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.
you cunt be serious by GWMcL February 20, 2011

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device. 

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beeriously beerious 

adj.: 1. A serious need for an alcoholic drink.

adv.: 2. When you seriously desire an adult libation.


beer drink drunk tipsy crunk wine-o alcohol libation weekend wino vino shwilly inebriated
My work week has been wretched! It's the weekend and I am beeriously beerious.

Beeriously, let's go to the wine bar.

In homage to ABC's hit Prime Time television series "Grey's Anatomy": Beeriously? Beeriously.
The state of one's situation being so serious that one feels an unshakable need to have a beer.
The Packers losing last night's game has me super beerious, bro.
Beerious by Jarrett Crowley September 29, 2017

Biserious 

Someone who is truly and most sincerely a living bisexual.
Generally someone who is looking to get fucked by ANYONE.
I think he just eye fucked the entire room, this guy is totally biserious.
Biserious by The Dark Lord Julian February 19, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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