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Bazoinkadoink 

As apposed to badonkadonk, Bazoinkadoink means a male’s penis.
She could tell he was happy to see her because of the size of his Bazoinkadoink
the Mojo that gives you the power to live in the moment.

the essence of possitivity, love, trust and self-confidence

It gives the carrier 100% positive attitude, courage, enthusiasm and courage but most importantly the power to change the world.
its a boinkle
Its a what?
its a boinkle!
OH, its a boinkle!!

Badonkled 

The point reached after extreme cannabis consumption: When one reaches the ultimate stage of high known as “badonkled”.
•During the session•
1. Bro... Im absolutely badonkled right now.
2. I know... me too bro.
Badonkled by WeedWords420 April 15, 2021

Bazoingers 

Semi-discreetly alerting your friends about the presence of a person wearing revealing or sexually suggestive attire, generally associated with the sight of breast or nipple.
“Bazoingers, three O’clock”
“Bloody Nora she must freezing!”
Bazoingers by MillieCream&Tidy August 30, 2021

boinkleson 

a person who is quite boinky and sploinkt. quite similar to a hurglet!
boinkleson by thehurgletguy February 1, 2023

bazoinkas 

"that bitch has got some huge bazoinkas"
bazoinkas by alex July 16, 2004
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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