Bayp

This term is used to describe a unhealthily fat female in public. Typically the size of a whale.

Damn! Look at that bayp!
After they broke up, she became a bayp.

by TheEastStudentCenter December 29, 2019

Bayploitation

Bayploitation: When Michael Bay directs a film adaptation or reboot of an already established Franchise. The essence of the Franchise is altered to become more economically viable and appealing to a larger target audience. The resulting film is usually a polar opposite from the source material.

Example: The New Care Bears film is suffering from Bayploitation, the entire film consists of the Care Bears creating multi million dollar explosions with their chest beams as revenge for the multi million dollar CGI destruction of Care-A-Lot.

by Knight79 February 26, 2013

bayport

parents are friends with their children and many grew up in bayport themselves so they still hang out with their high school friends on a daily, which is sad. the parents act like teenagers and host parties on a normal occurrence. being that everyone knows the cops being that many of them live in the town, no one ever gets in real trouble. the drug use is horrible and while the school is known to be a good school, they are not very strict about it. the school brags about being blue ribbon even though they manipulated their way to get it. sure some teachers are great but most don’t care as much as they should. let’s not forget how lacrosse is the only thing people care about. everyone knows everyone in this town and i everything bad that happens is kept hidden

Bob: hey I found a house in bayport i’m going to buy, it’s over budget (like every house in the town) but the schools are blue ribbon

Kim: have fun with that, taxes are ridiculous and you will be ripped apart as a person if you arnt apart of the partying gang. oh also if it’s north bayport then that’s not real bayport, those people are ignored. also have fun with your addicted children

by BlueRibbonSchool March 29, 2019

bayplosion

Any on-screen explosion caused by director Michael Bay.

Watch any Michael Bay movie, they're filled with bayplosions!

by benandnerdy June 27, 2009

Bayport

Relatively small town near Bluepoint, Sayville, Oakdale, East Islip, Patchogue, Bellport, Holbrook, etc. Known to contain VERY hot guys. Everyone knows each other in this town, due to its small size. Generally a nice place.

1) Hey girl, whassup?
2) Not much, partying in Bayport tonight
1)Nice! Lucky! I need a new boyfriend, can I come?
2) Sure, just make sure you don't steal all the attention from me!

by shawn113 October 19, 2008

baypig

the lowest of the low the scum of the earth the dirt off your shoe

your a salty ass baypig bitch.

by chadpaulkelton February 25, 2008

Bayport

White People Town on Long Island. Filled with contemptuous assholes who couldn't care less about anyone else. Only go here if you find SUVs and snobby upper-middle class jerks enjoyable. In other words, bring your towel if you're going to be around these narrow-minded souls.

Me - Hey man what you doing tonight?
You - Going to bayport for a little shindig!
Me - Oh yeah? Tell all those grimy yatch club badge wearing homos I said to keep fucking that chicken!
You - my father never loved me

by bhrbhrbhr February 4, 2010