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Bayploitation 

Bayploitation: When Michael Bay directs a film adaptation or reboot of an already established Franchise. The essence of the Franchise is altered to become more economically viable and appealing to a larger target audience. The resulting film is usually a polar opposite from the source material.
Example: The New Care Bears film is suffering from Bayploitation, the entire film consists of the Care Bears creating multi million dollar explosions with their chest beams as revenge for the multi million dollar CGI destruction of Care-A-Lot.
Bayploitation by Knight79 February 26, 2013
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parents are friends with their children and many grew up in bayport themselves so they still hang out with their high school friends on a daily, which is sad. the parents act like teenagers and host parties on a normal occurrence. being that everyone knows the cops being that many of them live in the town, no one ever gets in real trouble. the drug use is horrible and while the school is known to be a good school, they are not very strict about it. the school brags about being blue ribbon even though they manipulated their way to get it. sure some teachers are great but most don’t care as much as they should. let’s not forget how lacrosse is the only thing people care about. everyone knows everyone in this town and i everything bad that happens is kept hidden
Bob: hey I found a house in bayport i’m going to buy, it’s over budget (like every house in the town) but the schools are blue ribbon

Kim: have fun with that, taxes are ridiculous and you will be ripped apart as a person if you arnt apart of the partying gang. oh also if it’s north bayport then that’s not real bayport, those people are ignored. also have fun with your addicted children
bayport by BlueRibbonSchool March 29, 2019

bayplosion 

Any on-screen explosion caused by director Michael Bay.
Watch any Michael Bay movie, they're filled with bayplosions!
bayplosion by benandnerdy June 27, 2009
Relatively small town near Bluepoint, Sayville, Oakdale, East Islip, Patchogue, Bellport, Holbrook, etc. Known to contain VERY hot guys. Everyone knows each other in this town, due to its small size. Generally a nice place.
1) Hey girl, whassup?
2) Not much, partying in Bayport tonight
1)Nice! Lucky! I need a new boyfriend, can I come?
2) Sure, just make sure you don't steal all the attention from me!
Bayport by shawn113 October 19, 2008
the lowest of the low the scum of the earth the dirt off your shoe
your a salty ass baypig bitch.
baypig by chadpaulkelton February 25, 2008
White People Town on Long Island. Filled with contemptuous assholes who couldn't care less about anyone else. Only go here if you find SUVs and snobby upper-middle class jerks enjoyable. In other words, bring your towel if you're going to be around these narrow-minded souls.
Me - Hey man what you doing tonight?
You - Going to bayport for a little shindig!
Me - Oh yeah? Tell all those grimy yatch club badge wearing homos I said to keep fucking that chicken!
You - my father never loved me
Bayport by bhrbhrbhr February 4, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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