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The awesomest person you will eva meet! She is the best kind of friend, and you'll never be able to stay mad at her. She is always right, even when you don't want her to be.
Friend 1: Ugggh, my friend keeps telling me that I know she's right.
Friend 2: So? She's not, so just forget her!
Friend 1: I can't, she's a Batia!
Batia by maridel March 28, 2009
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Strange smell; strong unflattering sent
Dude, you smell like Batia! Bro your moms cooter smells like Batia.
Batia by Frank Vinc3nt May 11, 2021
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Batia • batian • batiao • bastian • basian • bata • BASIA • Bastiaan • batak • Bahia
A person who does not have funny jokes but always tries his hardest to impress his friends. He is not athletic but still challenges evryone.
“You are such a batalov, that joke wasn’t even funny.”- anyone
“Sorry, but what about this one!”-batalov
batalov by Didar Ospanaliyev April 4, 2019
The most amazing sweetest girl you will ever meet. Basia is very pretty (so is her name) Basia is as loyal as a dog and she is someone you could rant to for hours! She is the best friend ever and you would be the luckiest person ever to meet a Basia. Super talented and good at everything. PERFECT
Person 1: I wish I was perfect like that girl
Person 2: ya her name is probably Basia
Basia by The.real.og June 20, 2018

BATASKILLIA HAPAKALA DONUT 

A word that means nothing in almost any language. It was made by a youtuber known as ownagepranks.
You tell the crazy lady that Bataskillia Hapakala Donut will take away the ghost

Babiaked 

To get so drunk you fall down the stairs.
"She got completely Babiaked, they wouldn't let her get into the taxi".
Babiaked by elainethepainijo January 22, 2014

Jacob Batalon 

He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?
Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?

Students: Jacob batalon

Teacher: correct!
Jacob Batalon by Loki_is_my_bean December 28, 2018
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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