batiao 

A singaporean slang for 'large penis'.

i have a german helmet and a batiao, wanna suck?

batiao by pigneedle September 21, 2010

Convo-bation 

When a person engages in a self gratifying debate, conversation or argument to merely hear themselves talk regardless of the other person's input, responses or replies.

Once Joe started convo-bating about politics, I just zoned out!
Listening to the convo-bation in the hall was rather disturbing, I could hear the pleasure in his voice as he ranted about nothing.

Convo-bation by fortheluvofpete2 May 17, 2010

michael angelo batio 

Michael Angelo Batio, sometimes called simply "MAB," is the greatest guitarist of all time. With the ability to play upwards of 900 trillion notes per nanosecond on a slow day, he makes makes Herman Li and Yngwie Malmsteen look (and sound) like complete guitar n00bs.

He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.

MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.

"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.

-DragonForce pays Michael Angelo Batio not to destroy them.

-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.

-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.

michael angelo batio by LightningandIce January 18, 2008

master of bation 

Master of Bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.

The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.

"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.

"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"

"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.

master of bation by scodder July 9, 2010

Bation Station 

The area of your house that is set up stricly for masterbation. Can include but not limited to: computer, chair, towel.

don't worry about that closet, that's just my bation station.

Bation Station by qwik5 October 22, 2010

dish soap-bation 

The act of pouring dish soap into a zip-lock bag, then a male will pull out his penis and fuck the soap (Chafing may occur).

That kid just went to the bathroom and got himself some dish soap-bation

dish soap-bation by Langtsonator November 21, 2010

masterly bation 

Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.

"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."

"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"

"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"

masterly bation by scodder May 20, 2010