Batej 

Ship name for anyone starting with a B and Matej. PERFECT couple for each other. At first, the boy has some complications with liking other girls and ony thinks of B as a friend. He then realises that they are meant to be.

-inspired by 'A Midsummer-Nights Dream'

"oh my god did you see Matej and Briz together? I ship Batej so muchhhhh"

Batej by bleedyhairedBTS February 19, 2019

Batjune 

Term given to junior grimes batman. the titular protagonist of “the batman jr grimes” where the arrogance and violent mentality drives this celebrity to don the cape and cowl and go after the real bad guys; drug dealers, human traffickers and mobsters

Batjune first was announced in early 2018 by everyone on Twitter after rumors circulated that a sort of batman “fanfic” was in the works but it’s apparent that The Batman jr grimes is something else entirely

Junior Grimes is a real life batman who is possibly the realest interpretation as he’s mentally ill and uses his tools and knowledge to violently destroy crime as well as metaphorically trying to save himself.

Batfleck if he had a son it’d be batjune

WB: your all too weak! No one can stop me, for your pathetic batmen are old and past their prime

Batfleck and Nolan batman: we can’t, but he can

*pointing at a flying shadow coming towards the WB executives*

Batjune: RRRRAAUGH!!!!! *kicks them all down a cliff

WB: *dies*

Batjune (junior Grimes)

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Batjune is the portmanteau of junior grimes batman pretty much, no need to cause such confusion or chaos (which unsurprisingly is what old J would love to happen)

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If there’s a violent and young merciless batman it’s DEFINITELY batjune, not even red hood competes

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Defined . “Batjune”

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Batjune by Husseinberg September 23, 2021

Batjune 

Term given to junior grimes batman. the titular protagonist of “the batman jr grimes” where the arrogance and violent mentality drives this celebrity to don the cape and cowl and go after the real bad guys; drug dealers, human traffickers and mobsters

Batjune first was announced in early 2018 by everyone on Twitter after rumors circulated that a sort of batman “fanfic” was in the works but it’s apparent that The Batman jr grimes is something else entirely

Junior Grimes is a real life batman who is possibly the realest interpretation as he’s mentally ill and uses his tools and knowledge to violently destroy crime as well as metaphorically trying to save himself.

Batfleck if he had a son it’d be batjune

EXAMPLE:

WB: your all too weak! No one can stop me, for your pathetic batmen are old and past their prime

Batfleck and Nolan batman: we can’t, but he can

*pointing at a flying shadow coming towards the WB executives*

Batjune: RRRRAAUGH!!!!! *kicks them all down a cliff

WB: *dies*

Batjune (junior Grimes)

——

Batjune is the portmanteau of junior grimes batman pretty much, no need to cause such confusion or chaos (which unsurprisingly is what old J would love to happen)

______

If there’s a violent and young merciless batman it’s DEFINITELY batjune, not even red hood competes

___

Defined . “Batjune”

Batjune by Righteous skill October 7, 2021

Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.

friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok

Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

Greg Bates 

To launder money and/or steal from a charity.

I pulled a Greg Bates, the IRS will never know

Greg Bates by Chrissy Langdon June 29, 2018

Oswald Bates 

The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.

"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3

Oswald Bates by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011

Batelcoed 

When your internet service provider disconnects your internet for few seconds.

Person 1: why did you leave the game party?
Person 2: I got batelcoed.

Batelcoed by hamoodz August 30, 2021