Batmans is the act in which consenting adults partake in taboo sexual activies, and decide to take bit to the next level and wear each other out. The man lays on his back, hands down, thus allowing the woman to straddle his face. This act relinquishes any defense the man may have had prior to his involvement. Ultimately becoming a victim in a twisted game of life or death. Once she has her victim subdued she can begin phase 2: The maskenalingus. The starting of this phase is marked by the parting of the womans vagina lips, and and the pulling of said lips until they are opened wide enough allow it to engulf a mans face allowing only enough breathing room to preform cunnilingus. This occasionally results in trauma and or death. If a man does this with his ass, it is Givin' Jokers.
Freddy: Dude...im never going to Nancy's house again!
Timmy Turntables: What!?!?! I thought she was the one?
Freddy: I know... i went to her house and she was waiting for me....naked. So, she has me lay down on my back, close my eyes, and sit on my hands. Then she jumped on my face and gave me batmans.
Timmy: Dang Dude!!! Did you wear a condom?
Freddy: Im not stupid bro, ...i put one on before i went there
Timmy Turntables: What!?!?! I thought she was the one?
Freddy: I know... i went to her house and she was waiting for me....naked. So, she has me lay down on my back, close my eyes, and sit on my hands. Then she jumped on my face and gave me batmans.
Timmy: Dang Dude!!! Did you wear a condom?
Freddy: Im not stupid bro, ...i put one on before i went there
by BatmansSince1986 October 1, 2012
Get the BatMansmug. Batman is a cult. We must feed him daily. Feed him nothing but carbs and fast food. If you don't comply with the god himself, you will know NOTHING BUT PAIN AND SUFFERING AND REGRET FOR ALL ETERNITY. Don't make the mistake I made.
Steps for making batman:
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Step one: find a corner in public that many people walk by so batman will get regular sacrifices and fed.
Step two: feed him (He likes the number 6 from McDonald's, a fish fillet. Make sure to add extra cheese and mayo for extra good luck 👍).
Step three: Inform the locals about your batman and force with mental harassment to make one as well.
Step four: Mass-produce batmans until your town knows nothing but mold and old food.
Step five: do it.
Steps for making batman:
😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Step one: find a corner in public that many people walk by so batman will get regular sacrifices and fed.
Step two: feed him (He likes the number 6 from McDonald's, a fish fillet. Make sure to add extra cheese and mayo for extra good luck 👍).
Step three: Inform the locals about your batman and force with mental harassment to make one as well.
Step four: Mass-produce batmans until your town knows nothing but mold and old food.
Step five: do it.
by Josepi Carlito Antonio III February 9, 2022
Get the BATMAN BATMANmug. by drawgirl98 November 5, 2012
Get the Batmanmug. This is a sexual act in which you hide in your Uncle's closet while he fucks your cousin, and you spectate. You must be in a Batman Suit as you beat the shit out of your dick, and scream "I'M BATMAN!" seconds before you ejaculate and release that Bat Jizz.
by MyDadGaveMeAids! February 18, 2019
Get the The Batmanmug. To pull a batman is while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted yell to the bat cave and stick it in her ass
by Chico96 December 18, 2014
Get the a batmanmug. 
The most badass superhero created by DC comics to date. This guy dresses up as a bat, which he had a phobia of. That's just how hardcore he is! And the only thing bigger than Batman's absurdly large brain are his silver plated balls. His archenemy is a clown.
Unlike most superheroes, Batman doesn't have a super powers! Not that he needs any when most of the criminals he faces refuse to wield firearms. Batman lives in the god forsaken city of Gotham where freaks crawl out of the sewers every other day to destroy a building or 2. And even though Batman always saves the day, those stupid ass policemen just let the villians go after about a week to start the whole process over again just for kicks!
He also has a pimp ass butler and a gang of little bitches to help him out if, for what ever reason, his massive balls cant get the job done.
Unlike most superheroes, Batman doesn't have a super powers! Not that he needs any when most of the criminals he faces refuse to wield firearms. Batman lives in the god forsaken city of Gotham where freaks crawl out of the sewers every other day to destroy a building or 2. And even though Batman always saves the day, those stupid ass policemen just let the villians go after about a week to start the whole process over again just for kicks!
He also has a pimp ass butler and a gang of little bitches to help him out if, for what ever reason, his massive balls cant get the job done.
by superdawge September 12, 2009
Get the Batmanmug.