BatFact 

Fact that is not based on true facts but blind assumption.

"people who plays golf are rich." Person A
"dude that's a BatFact!" Person B

BatFact by chicbtw January 30, 2014

batfaced

When one gets to the point of inebriation usually felt at the end of a heavy nights drinking.....before actually going out for a heavy nights drinking. Only at the end of this kind of jaunt, can one be seriously considered as being Batfaced.

1) (At around 3am, one may quote) "Those three bottles of wine that I consumed before going out drinking have got me rather Batfaced"

2) To get an idea of the state that a Batfaced person may be in, try doing an impression of a bat sucking a lemon.

batfaced by matcuu December 13, 2008

Batface 

A woman so ugly she can only go out at night or hang out in dark bars

That girl is a total batface

Batface by MTB_EMD February 10, 2015

Batfacing 

Batfacing is a facial expression of someone who finds something so funny and/or outrageous that they can’t stop laughing. In some cases the person may not even be able to laugh audibly and results in a silent shrugging of the shoulders and accompanied by tears welling up in the eyes.

Joe: “Did you hear the joke David said during class?”
John: “Yeah man, it was so good I was batfacing.”

Batfacing by Cholohackett March 16, 2022

batfaced

wasted, drunk, or stoned

i' got batfaced on friday after drinking 20 pints

batfaced by will February 24, 2004

Batface 

A person, normally a woman, who is so annoying that you want to break a baseball bat across her face.

"I can't stand her. She's such a batface I just want to break a louisville slugger across her nose."

Batface by monkeyslayer45 April 22, 2009

batfaced

a comment you make to friends concerning the realisation that you are all about to get completely fucked.

Perosn 1 "what we doing now?"
Person 2 "going to get absolutely batfaced"

batfaced by PNLBKBCABSCTP December 19, 2011